Makin' Sandwhiches

Ok, I gotta give out props to Chris and Jim. They're two great guys livin' in Cali pumping out rad tunes. Well, Chris does the tune pumpage and Jim just sits there being pretty. Well, actually, no Jim makes this rad Folk art, although everything seems to be themed around girls. I dunno about that.. could it be that woofy Jimmeh is goin' straight? Probably not.

So give DSP a listen and check out their label Latitude Records site.

ELECTRONIC MUSIC FAGS, UNITE!

Hip that I ought to hop to

Urban Music

This includes hip hop, turntablism and drum&bass (to a degree). I know, I'm whiter than Micheal Jackson and just as queer, so I really ought to fear music that is well, pretty black and straight. But I don't anymore! I have Frank William Miller Jr. to thank for the most part for this. I have a few Anti-Pop Consortium, Digable Planets, A Tribe Called Quest, The Roots and Blackalicious tracks now.

But I have no clue what album to buy. The Urban section of the HMV on Yonge in Toronto is so full of girl chest and bums.. I usually just end up running across the "Underground Basement" to the waiting, consouling arms of Underworld, Armin Tobin and Autechre.

Help!

JEM IS TRULY OUTRAGEOUS!

Whoa, last night I had a dream that I was sleeping with Madonna. Let me explain why.

Ya see, she had to do a hardcore lesbian scene for her new even more contraversial video. But she didn't want to sleep with another woman. So they picked me 'cause I wouldn't do any monkey business in bed. Then through they magic of special FX they'd remove me.. perhaps with the chroma-key set to "gay". For some reason I really enjoyed it though.. sleeping with Madonna.

Ok, I'm now officially FABOO!

Good times, good times.

You're walking through the woods.. it is peaceful. SUDDENLY YOU COME ACROSS THE SET OF A TV TALK SHOW. It is the set of "The Dr. Laura Show".. things have gone for the worst! PREPARE FOR BATTLE! Battle! [[Dr. Laura]] says "Homosexuals are unnatural. PREPARE TO DIE!" [[NFOTXN]] uses homo-cyclone! [[Dr.Laura]] Looses 45 DMG! [[20/65 DMG]] [[Dr. Laura]] says "HAHA. You are no match for my national syndication!" [[Dr. Laura]] uses souther-drawl [[NFOTXN]]Is unaffected! [[NFOTXN]]uses set redecoration and feng-shui consultation [[Dr. Laura]] Looses 20 DMG! [[0/65 DMG]] [[Dr. Laura]] Show is canceled!!!