nfotxn | Jun. 5th, 2002


Clean, waxed floors They're so shiny I could concentrate the sun's rays so intensely to melt the vault at Fort Knox. Ya know, if I were into that sorta thing... hey, how 'bout that weather?!	Cat shit on your clothes Poor smoker. I forgot to change his litter last weekend. He's generally quite a clean kitty so he went to the basement and saw the laundry I'd also neglected to do and did his business. I was not amused, although I can't blame the guy. He was looking awfully stressed this morning.
Couch treasure $3.50 in couch booty! Don't get too excited, it's Canadian money. Now if only i could find real man-booty in my couch.	The Venti Tazo™ Chai Latte that time forgot It's absolutely amazing how much really old tea smells and looks like a swomp. No, not swomp. He looks completely unlike moldy tea and I imagine smells good too.
Phone gossip sessions with friends Catching up with friends is always good fun.	Phone gossip sessions with friends I actually talked about circuit parties and what I'm going to wear to pride this year. I feel so... fabulous.
hardcore porno hookups on AIM from friends See, some crustier more easily offended individuals of coarse moral fibre might get offended if their friends were to send them porn... Oh, who the fuck am I kidding? It's the 21st century. Woman masturbate and everybody loves porn. Even nuns.	Mom finding your porno-stash It hadn't happened to me until recently. It really sucks that my copy of "Bear Tracks" is so well labeled with both the title and "WARNING: ADULT SEX FILM". Why the warning? Is it flammable or explosive? Perhaps a choking hazard? To be honest it'd been more of a game of hide&seek with Mom to see if she'd find my mysterious "gay porn". Hiding it next to her electric juicer in basement was not the brightest of ideas in hiendsight.