What the martians are saying:

These monkies fit awfully complex patterns together.

Iraq

Mom sends me the best emails.

Vous avez dû être là théâtre

"Man, you are sooo 2002: Post-everything and pre-nothing"

Gen-X apathy is alive and well. Probably thanks to the bursting of the internet bubble. Nothing puts smiles on the faces of slackers like money for nothing.