PASSIVE/AGGRESSIVE/COMPLEMENT (mostly the latter)

Take a look at your LJ friends list, then list up to ten things you want to say to ten different LJ friends.
DO NOT state who these people are.
DO NOT confirm nor deny any "comment speculation."

I tried to make these easy because I think complements that aren't tendered are sorta silly.

1. On one hand I want to rim you until we both go cross-eyed. On the other I want to get retardedly drunk and listen to records nobody else likes. I suppose both would be feasible. I'm willing if you are.
2. We don't speak the same language but your images convey a lot more than I can in exchange. I think that's pretty awesome.
3. I put you on a pedestal 'cause you're handsome, smart and accomplished. We've met a few times and it was cool to see the less idealized person than the one in my head. I still think you're awesome.
4. Chris Glass gets special acknowledgement for being the coolest person I see much less than I'd like to.
5. I wish we could get good pizza, sing karaoke and get stupid drunk all the time. At least until we tire of each other, than never call... then it would degrade into awkward moments at gay bars until we hate each other and write locked LJ posts about what a bitch the other is. But then at New Years Eve Alternate Earth 2009 we could both be at the same party fucked up on cheap party champagne and have a teary re-union and best friends forever!
6. You have totally amazing floppy emo hair going on. I wish I could have it too sometimes 'cause it would give me total indie cred. But I fear it would hinder my ability to get laid with stodgier bear gays. Also long hair makes my psoriasis flare up so I am kinda relegated to having bear hair. But go you!
7. I don't understand how you do what you do, go on so many vacations and live in the city that you do. Seriously, it makes me totally jealous. I hope you have tons of consumer dept or rich family or something. Or else I'm doing something completely wrong. It's probably my unwillingness to collect Air Miles isn't it?
8. I've heard on at least two good authorities that you have a gianormous man-schlong. Massive, gravitational... monolithic even.
9. I'm sorry I made fun of Madonna so much. I still think you're awfully neat. You should come back to Toronto some time.
10. You are an awesome Canadian. You're more CBC than Eleanor Wachtel. You're the double double in an extra large. The gravy in poutine. Hotter than Jack Layton! And you weren't even born here. Therefore making you 200% more Canadian.