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What's this? Now indexed as, currently, in the top-50 comedians on YouTube. It's The Longer dancing outside the Harvey's they closed just steps from my workplace at HPL Central. Hit that shit gays. Make him a star!

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Well this fucking sucks. Seriously music industry, get your shit together. What's worst is that as a Canadian listener and the legal process for Pandora largely happening in the USA there's little I can do but tell my American friends to get their citizen on.

Dear Pandora listener,

Today we have some extremely disappointing news to share with you. Due to international licensing constraints, we are deeply, deeply sorry to say that we must begin proactively preventing access to Pandora's streaming service from Canada. We began blocking access from almost all countries outside the U.S. last week and had originally hoped to maintain access to Canada. However, it has become clear in the last week that we just haven't been able to make enough progress to continue streaming.

It is difficult to convey just how disappointing this is for us. Our vision remains to eventually make Pandora a truly global service, but for the time being, we can no longer continue as we have been. As a small company, the best chance we have of realizing our dream of Pandora all around the world is to grow as the licensing landscape allows.

We show your IP address is '69.xxx.xxx.xx', which indicates you are listening from Canada. If you believe you are seeing this by mistake, we offer our sincere apologies and ask that you please reply to this email.

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