My Amish Years

My Amish Years, originally uploaded by nfotxn.

Despite not feeling the need for a moustache I still think technology is an important part of life.

Interestingly enough, or not, I realized whilst sculpting the topiary on my face so brutally that there is a vast difference in shade between my moustache and my beard. My moustache having been probably the last bastion of blonde left on my body. I find this interesting given that I was born a blonde haired and blue eyed Arian prince of sorts.

In embracing my hot new Amish chic look I was swayed by a few important factors. I'll pretend it's a bigger list. But really I'm jazzed about being able to eat soup and wings with less napkins. Because I'm going green and care about the earth or some such half-truth.

Also I have my collar teased open like this as props to my Amish-es whom are actually a very sultry and seductive people. They just play coy for the documentary cameras.