Present But Not Present

Hello esteemed homosexualists, and otherwise. My user-agent is still pinging your RSS, collecting your data then pausing for a sip of coffee and a sigh. I've been so busy and engaged and drunk that not even consistent microblogging is tickling my fancy. But I still appreciate all our digital machinations together and sip my coffee, pause and sigh remembering our halcyon days of yore.

I have to go conserve water now.