This is not an iPhone 3G

Faggotry, originally uploaded by nfotxn.

Dear Lazyweb,

Yo, does this iPhone make me look gay?

So I can get an iPhone in Canada and stuff now. But I'm too strained already spending my money on organic help clothing and groceries. Girls sound off in the comments telling me about your unfashionable accelerometer free phones. Also what is your favourite flavour of lube?