Tom Ford Eat Your Heart Out

[nfotxn]

I have decided that pirate eyepatches are the hot new men's accessory this summer.

Comments

[callingzero.livejournal.com]

Darryl Hannah, Party Monster, Pete Burns. Yeah, what's up?

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I just need to find a nice eyepatch. Or make my own. Hmmmm.

[kmon.livejournal.com]

...bandages aisle in your local pharmacy.

[callingzero.livejournal.com]

Flavor Flav coulda tried this instead of that wacky clock around his neck.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

They only have lame skin coloured ones. I mean WTF. Where's the permanent eye damage pride?!

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

He would still be popular if he had worn both. And put a band-aid on the face of the clock.

[kmon.livejournal.com]

OMG. Eye Patch Heaven (http://www.eyepatchheaven.com/menu.htm).

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

OMGWTFBBQ! Thank you eyepatch jesus!

I like the "Gone Fishin'" one personally. Just imagine:

"Looks like you really like fishin'! So man... how'd you lose your eye?"

[kmon.livejournal.com]

I like "wine me."

"So how'd you lose... Oh, I see... Cork injury..."

[werecub.livejournal.com]

Hrmm, shouldn't that be "Tom Ford eat your EYE out"?

[evanrude.livejournal.com]

Evening wear.

[gusmacroy.livejournal.com]

Dude, I am so three years ahead of you...

[pilosus.livejournal.com]

Perhaps a wave of neo-Hathaway men (http://www.hathawaystore.com/hathawayman.html)?

[callingzero.livejournal.com]

"So, uh, are you, like, hangin' patch to your left or your right?"

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Do I have to say it? Butt pirate?

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

And a steal at $2!

It's darling!

[evanrude.livejournal.com]

I expect to see you waering one at Pride.

[foodpoisoningsf.livejournal.com]

OMG!

The formerly fat Fergus!

[waxenpith.livejournal.com]

miss kitten yummy. SUCK MY DICK LICK MY ASS lol...

[abbazabba.livejournal.com]

This vaguely disturbs me, but mostly because it reminds me of my grandfather, who was missing an eye, and wore a gauze patch over it for years. I still think of him when I smell ether, since he used that to take off the tape. He switched to the black number when he got the shakes as he got older, and couldn't put the tape on himself.

Re: Eye Patches

[gmjambear]

Sorry that you were not able to travel to Toronto this past weekend. You would have seen one of our members wearing an eye patch. I'm not going to mention the reason why he wore it here, but it was not to make a fashion statement.