Subliminal Purgatory
Jul. 3rd, 2005 11:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nfotxnI don't often blog about my dreams 'cause I don't often have any. Which might indicate Sleep Apnea or just cause to take more drug vacations. Regardlessly I had a wicked sex dream the other night! I was totally making out with this stupid hot bear and we were all getting hot and heavy and he's all "My girlfriend is in the washroom. I have to look out for her." So I'm all "SHIT!" on the inside but play it all like "I'm a modern dude, I've seen Chasing Amy. Bisexuality is easy." We make out more and girlfriend comes out and is all "Now you have crabs! He has crabs!".
I can't even get any dream nookie without having complex romantic situations and STIs. Jesus Christ.
After than shit got all spaghetti acid trippy and involved arriving at school naked to a classroom full of kittens with German accents and impeccable taste in records.
I can't even get any dream nookie without having complex romantic situations and STIs. Jesus Christ.
After than shit got all spaghetti acid trippy and involved arriving at school naked to a classroom full of kittens with German accents and impeccable taste in records.
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Date: 2005-07-04 04:17 am (UTC)Sorry to hear about the Crabs. Still at least you got some action!
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Date: 2005-07-04 01:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-04 04:41 pm (UTC)yeah i'm a smartass
Date: 2005-07-04 04:46 pm (UTC)