My Amish Years

[nfotxn]

My Amish Years, originally uploaded by nfotxn.

Despite not feeling the need for a moustache I still think technology is an important part of life.

Interestingly enough, or not, I realized whilst sculpting the topiary on my face so brutally that there is a vast difference in shade between my moustache and my beard. My moustache having been probably the last bastion of blonde left on my body. I find this interesting given that I was born a blonde haired and blue eyed Arian prince of sorts.

In embracing my hot new Amish chic look I was swayed by a few important factors. I'll pretend it's a bigger list. But really I'm jazzed about being able to eat soup and wings with less napkins. Because I'm going green and care about the earth or some such half-truth.

Also I have my collar teased open like this as props to my Amish-es whom are actually a very sultry and seductive people. They just play coy for the documentary cameras.

Comments

[beatnikbear.livejournal.com]

I burst out laughing that without a stash you would use less napkins hence becoming more Green,that is SO a San Francisco thing. I would love to see how many Valencia hipsters I could get to shave if they thought that they would save a tree. You my friend are very funny.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

"It's hemp! Organic hemp!"

"I heard bamboo is better because it grows back faster and is therefore sustainable."

"Well I'm going to wear a motherfucking burlap sack that I re-used from the potatoes that I stole out of a dumpster."

[pensivegargoyle.livejournal.com]

Now I want to corrupt you during Rumspringa.

[pensivegargoyle.livejournal.com]

And then someone will start selling designer organic burlap sack-wear at $200 each.

[putzmeisterbear.livejournal.com]

Please grow it back. The color variation is sexy.

[five0xpres.livejournal.com]

difference in shade between my moustache and my beard

I have a similar facial hair, um, quirk. The hair on top of my head is dark brown, almost black. My mustache is a lighter shade of that brown, however when my goatee first starts to grow in, it's got a distinctive reddish color to it. But once it's got some growth on it, it turns back to a dark brown, darker than my mustache.

LOL ROFL @ "some such half-truth"

[popartagenda.livejournal.com]

hot
srsly.

plz let's make the REAL xxx AMISH documentary, exposing their sultry nature?

[djmrswhite.livejournal.com]

the picture you took of that shaved-off hair stole its soul

[thafuzz.livejournal.com]

Just keep your buggy off the main roads, mmm'kay? I will run a Mennonite bitch down if I'm late and/or annoyed.

[abearius.livejournal.com]

Dammit if you don't look downright Amish!

[bavarianbehr.livejournal.com]

Embrace your inner Amish!

[wwabbit.livejournal.com]

Can I lick soup off your lip now?

[wwabbit.livejournal.com]

Dang. I googled that and there is none yet. SOMEONE has got to get busy or we'll miss the market niche.

[satarnion.livejournal.com]

Welcome to club Amish!

Would you like to exchange fruit pie recipes?

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Yeah facial hairs are totally weird. And to be honest I don't know too many people who really have singularly colour facial hair. There is always so other colour in there mixing it up.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Only the simple ones.

The people at these barn-rasing are SO phoney...

[slate-canada.livejournal.com]

You're going love hanging out in town and making fun of folks with pockets.

[satarnion.livejournal.com]

Complex fruit pies are the devil's work!