Cawfee!

[nfotxn]

Man, I love coffee. Not your Mocha Valencia Doppo Venti Chai Latte served at precisely 60 degrees celcius. No, I like coffee. In the words of Denis Leary "Fuckin' coffee flavoured fuckin' coffee".

It's replacing the cigarettes quite readily. Which is funny considering that's what I used to do before I smoked. I know I can't get around some sort of annoying habbit. I've always been a little orally fixated. Ha, I think they say that in one of my pornos and then, of course, fuck like bunnes.

My neurons are firing like mad. Fun!

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dude

[fyve.livejournal.com]

i have that fuckin cd of denis leary. i should seriously rip mp3's from it. damn it's funny :)

Heeyyyy

[nimbuscub.livejournal.com]

"I Don't like coffee. It makes me all jittery. Here's an impression of me on coffee: BLAF NAD SAFLJ HASF LKHXA KLFH IWAN LASKFNA SOPGA POHG HEEEYYYYYY! HEY HEY HEY HEY!!! WHATAREYOUDOINGWHATAREYOUDOINGWHATAREYOUDOINGWHATAREYOUDOINGWHATAREYOUDOING *big breath* WHATAREYOUDOINGWHATAREYOUDOINGWHATAREYOUDOING! I CAN'T TELL WHAT YOU'RE DOING 'CAUSE I'VE HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE!!! Don't drink too much coffee, kids."

~Brak

[ex-braxton253.livejournal.com]

It's all about the crescent rolls, man. It's all about those pillsbury crescent rolls ;)

Friends don't let friends do crescent rolls

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I told you already Steve, crescent rolls are a GATEWAY PASTERY. In no time you'll be on the Halloween cookies, then Xmas.. then Easter! You'll be baking for the pillsbury man. Oh sure they have neat little characters and come in a convienent refridgeratable tube. But is it worth it, to ruin your life just for a pastery?!

Re: Friends don't let friends do crescent rolls

[ex-braxton253.livejournal.com]

Go on, poke my belly!

*giggles*

Re: Friends don't let friends do crescent rolls

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

::pokepokepoke::

Nothing says loving ... ^_-

[verucabear.livejournal.com]

I just started drinking coffee about a week ago....I guess I'm finally a REAL adult!