Something to laugh at this monday morning

Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. As I go in the washroom the first stall is taken so I go in the second stall. As I sit down I hear a voice from the next stall..

"Hi there, how is it going?"

I'm not the type to strike up conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road.

I didn't know what to do so finally I say: "Not bad..."

The voice says: "So, what are you doing?"

Talk about your dumb questions. I am starting to find this a bit weird, but I say:

"Well, I'm just going to the bathroom, then I'm going back east..."

Then I hear the person say all flustered:

"Look I'll call you back, every time I ask you a question - this idiot in the next stall answers me!"

Note: Please understand the ironic and sarcastic nature of this monologue for the greater insight it

Sheesh, I totally blogged about this like two years ago.

I am such haute couture I can barely contain myself. Too bad nobody understands me. I HATE YOU MOM AND DAD!!!

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I'm going to be very, very wet and very, very drippy for the next few days while I play with this like my blood engourged clit.

It's basically the bestest hardware sampler ever in software with midi controls, pluggins and a groovy interface. I need to by more midi controllers. As many as possible.

Oh right, that requires money. Working on that part.

Study: Desks harbor more germs than toilet seats

Study: Desks harbor more germs than toilet seats

Not having a hard time believing this. I think I will clean up when I get home.

Oh, Shoutcast going on. 56k+ required. When I get around to configuring dual-encoders I'll send a life line to all my peeps with modems.