A message from THE FUTURE

Yum, what a great eat shift today. I think the alge wafers are at least double plus bigger today and oh so nourishing. Our obviously superior robot masters really know how to treat us inferior biological units well I mean being so obviously superior and all. If only I could be like them *sigh*, I guess I shoulda got a robotic conversion like Lord Brodeur did. Stupid Brodeur with his own microneasian island and hordes of man slaves.

Anyhow, still more time in the lab synthesizing fetuses for Mr. Christie's Cheddar Fetuses, who'da though robots would love the taste of cheddar so much? So I heard they might be legalizing marijuana in The New Island of Maine.

Anyhow, I have to return the fetuses synthesizers. Google™ you later.

All hail our machine overlords d9f8f483e022e4c6d7036ecd12d7df8f-d9f8f483e022e4c6d7036ecd12d7df8k