A message from THE FUTURE

[nfotxn]

Yum, what a great eat shift today. I think the alge wafers are at least double plus bigger today and oh so nourishing. Our obviously superior robot masters really know how to treat us inferior biological units well I mean being so obviously superior and all. If only I could be like them *sigh*, I guess I shoulda got a robotic conversion like Lord Brodeur did. Stupid Brodeur with his own microneasian island and hordes of man slaves.

Anyhow, still more time in the lab synthesizing fetuses for Mr. Christie's Cheddar Fetuses, who'da though robots would love the taste of cheddar so much? So I heard they might be legalizing marijuana in The New Island of Maine.

Anyhow, I have to return the fetuses synthesizers. Google™ you later.

All hail our machine overlords d9f8f483e022e4c6d7036ecd12d7df8f-d9f8f483e022e4c6d7036ecd12d7df8k

Comments

[bearzbub.livejournal.com]

I love it when your such a freak!

[etherlad.livejournal.com]

Soylens Viridis Hominem Est!

All hail our benevolent robotic overlords!

[benpanced.livejournal.com]

Is the 2015 disk as good as her 2009 farewell show?

[soul-spider.livejournal.com]

Ugh. What a nightmare.

Another 15 years of Barbara Streisand.

[imondo.livejournal.com]

Error hailing overlord: d9f8f483e022e4c6d7036ecd12d7df8f-d9f8f483e022e4c6d7036ecd12d7df8k

Invalid Characters found in Universal Hexadecimal Locator.

[theotherqpc.livejournal.com]

I guess I shoulda got a robotic conversion like Lord Brodeur did.

go for it! i got it done last week, and there really is nothing like spending several million monetary units on a conversion! i feel doubleplusgood!

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