Missed the party, 2hrs wasted

I'm just about ready to spit nuclear fire and shoot lasers out of my eyes here.

You see, I'm a well seasoned public transit user. Come rain, snow or radioactive meteor shower I stick it out and reap that warm fuzzy fringe benefit of having reduced gridlock and improved air quality a tiny little bit.

But Sunday schedules can lick the crusty jizz out of my puckered hairy sphincter†

† I by no means endorse nor practice unprotected anal intercourse outside of a committed monogamous relationship. And eat your vegetables!