Missed the party, 2hrs wasted

[nfotxn]

I'm just about ready to spit nuclear fire and shoot lasers out of my eyes here.

You see, I'm a well seasoned public transit user. Come rain, snow or radioactive meteor shower I stick it out and reap that warm fuzzy fringe benefit of having reduced gridlock and improved air quality a tiny little bit.

But Sunday schedules can lick the crusty jizz out of my puckered hairy sphincter†

† I by no means endorse nor practice unprotected anal intercourse outside of a committed monogamous relationship. And eat your vegetables!

Comments

[dizzi-d.livejournal.com]

I had to shut my eyes and visit my happy place to get that image out of my head.

[soul-spider.livejournal.com]

[insert joke associating the idea of "happy place" with Brodie's sphincter.]

Sorry. It's late. Not enough energy to be clever.

[queerdragonfly.livejournal.com]

I always eat my vegetables. ;)

[stingray1975.livejournal.com]

...and my puckered hairy sphincter!

[queerdragonfly.livejournal.com]

eeewww! you're gross

[http://users.livejournal.com/_decibel_/]

my my my..,..that was a tad graphic. Effective to get the point across.....somewhat arousing.....yet graphic.....

[beardoc.livejournal.com]

Your hairy sphincter is very pucker?

[theotherqpc.livejournal.com]

look both ways before crossing the street.

[bearzbub.livejournal.com]

I got as far as "I stick it out and reap that warm fuzzy fringe benefit" and then I was already in my happy place. Sorry, was there much more to your post?