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Last night was $2.50 drinks night, oh bliss, oh headache. Most unfortunately our favourite bar across the street wanted $1.25 more for drinks. Oh Smooth Herman's, you may have good wings but you gotta treat us right. Across the street we went to George's Garage and met up with Justin and his jolie fille du jour. I think I had about eight beers which left me a tad more drunk than I want to be on a Wednesday.
The energy of my new found blue collar virility surging through my veins, or at least my liver, I returned home, liberally felt myself up and entered a peaceful coma at about 4AM. Oh slackerdom, how I court and loath you all at once. I feel so terrible today considering I was being such a healthy... heathcliff.
I'm sorry if my writing seems a tad ostentatious of late. Some unknown creative urge is driving me further into this showy direction. I just wish I were more grammatically precise.
The energy of my new found blue collar virility surging through my veins, or at least my liver, I returned home, liberally felt myself up and entered a peaceful coma at about 4AM. Oh slackerdom, how I court and loath you all at once. I feel so terrible today considering I was being such a healthy... heathcliff.
I'm sorry if my writing seems a tad ostentatious of late. Some unknown creative urge is driving me further into this showy direction. I just wish I were more grammatically precise.
