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Today, for the first time in my life, I got paid to sit on my butt and do nothing. There was a stark contrast between Local Unionized Grocery Franchise and Local Unionized Grocery Franchise Outdoor Lifestyle Emporium, in terms of pace. Granted one wouldn't expect much business on a nippy Tuesday evening when it comes to plants and plant lifestyle related accessories. And, gosh darn, if you wouldn't believe there wasn't much!
It must be noted that when you actually have time to pay attention to the pensioners they can be kinda fun in their dawdling. Wanna waste 10 minutes discussing which Morning Glory seeds will grow most beautifully on your garden fence? Certainly, I'm getting paid! Double plus confusing is the green thumb in my family that seems to have osmotically effected me. I keep eyeing that white Cone Flower in a confusing way. Just like that hairy guy at the fair with his shirt off when I was 12.
I basically plan on being a tea-toddling, Blue Jay feeding retiree by 35. I wonder if you can do that while being in the prime of your career-life? If you cut out pilates, cardio and keep your commute down to 45mins a night there might be time. Maybe.
Odd product of the week goes to: eight manufactured folk art cats. It's made from springs and various bits that, if I'm not mistaken, look to be manufactured as to appear to be salvaged. For instance some pieces are clearly cast metal. Plus the quality control looks just a bit too good to be made form salvaged goods.
Odd product of the week last week: Dog Sauce. Whiskas sells "Cat Milk" which seems, well, kinda totally weird. Imagine, if you will, your fully grown fearless feline friend suckling from a teet. Then again humans drink animal milk too. Which not to get too preachy vegan ('cause I hate those bitches about as much as preachy Christians) is totally unnatural and weird. But we're talking about the Dog Sauce, right.
Now IAMs is selling a line of various condiments for dog food. What's strangest about the product that is, aside from the brand name, there is little indication that this sauce is actually intended for connoisseurs of ass sniffing and rolling around in dead animal carcasses. Probably an attempt by IAMs marketers to help mitigate the humiliation that any reasonable person should feel when they place a sauce for dogs in their shopping cart.
It must be noted that when you actually have time to pay attention to the pensioners they can be kinda fun in their dawdling. Wanna waste 10 minutes discussing which Morning Glory seeds will grow most beautifully on your garden fence? Certainly, I'm getting paid! Double plus confusing is the green thumb in my family that seems to have osmotically effected me. I keep eyeing that white Cone Flower in a confusing way. Just like that hairy guy at the fair with his shirt off when I was 12.
I basically plan on being a tea-toddling, Blue Jay feeding retiree by 35. I wonder if you can do that while being in the prime of your career-life? If you cut out pilates, cardio and keep your commute down to 45mins a night there might be time. Maybe.
Odd product of the week goes to: eight manufactured folk art cats. It's made from springs and various bits that, if I'm not mistaken, look to be manufactured as to appear to be salvaged. For instance some pieces are clearly cast metal. Plus the quality control looks just a bit too good to be made form salvaged goods.
Odd product of the week last week: Dog Sauce. Whiskas sells "Cat Milk" which seems, well, kinda totally weird. Imagine, if you will, your fully grown fearless feline friend suckling from a teet. Then again humans drink animal milk too. Which not to get too preachy vegan ('cause I hate those bitches about as much as preachy Christians) is totally unnatural and weird. But we're talking about the Dog Sauce, right.
Now IAMs is selling a line of various condiments for dog food. What's strangest about the product that is, aside from the brand name, there is little indication that this sauce is actually intended for connoisseurs of ass sniffing and rolling around in dead animal carcasses. Probably an attempt by IAMs marketers to help mitigate the humiliation that any reasonable person should feel when they place a sauce for dogs in their shopping cart.
