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Dec. 26th, 2001 12:12 pm
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I am so the vegetable queen today.
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Re: I think I've been watching too much Home Shopping Canada

Date: 2001-12-26 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nfotxn.livejournal.com
I LIVE FOR TSC! Seriously, I love watching all the gaudy shit pass by. The 30 minute segments when you can buy stretch pants, a home hair perming kit AND a diamonelle™ tiara in sucession just slay me.

Date: 2001-12-26 11:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kj.livejournal.com
As long as you aren't using cucumbers or zucchini in inappropriate ways....

hot apple pie be damned, I've got a butternut squash!

Date: 2001-12-26 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nfotxn.livejournal.com
Ya know, there used to be a guy who had a website of him abusing various gourds. He had a nice dick, not such a hot bod though..

Date: 2001-12-26 12:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cub4bear.livejournal.com
What's a vegetable queen?

Date: 2001-12-26 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nfotxn.livejournal.com
The vegetable queen is he who is in charge of preparing the vegetables in the kitchen. And I am he, or was, today.

Ginsu! *hiyah!* I attack you!

Date: 2001-12-26 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cub4bear.livejournal.com
Thank god.

For a second, I thought you wanted to have sex with vegetables only.

Date: 2001-12-27 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aadroma.livejournal.com
::imagines Brodie in a vegetable-only get up a la Carmen Miranda::
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