Pregnant chix in eames chairs and ruby red lipstick

[nfotxn]

So while shaving last night I decided I'd never seen what a man with a goatee looks like with lipstick. Being the modern and sexually liberated man that I am, I gave it a whirl. It looked really dumb so I decided to draw works and arrows on my face. Looked kinda cool, whiped it off on an old rag and thought nothing of it.

Later in the evening I had to use the facilities. Now, I'm a bit of a porceline philsopher. I always need something to read so I picked up my mom's "Understanding Your Body" from the 70s. It had lotsa campy pictures, pregnant chicks in Eames chairs and whatnot.

This morning I had some explaining to do when Mom went to use the bathroom. Lipstick smeared on a towel and a book on the woman's body and all in the washroom. Of course she believed me that I'm quite happy being a man, not much of a dispute there.

But it was pretty funny.

Comments

[lostncove.livejournal.com]

This story just earned you 500 cool points.

[dizzi-d.livejournal.com]

What's upsetting is that the whole experience wasn't preserved in digital!

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

And you don't even tell us what SHADE you used. ::laughs::

The only use I got out of lipstick was writing messages on glass surfaces. Don't ask. ^_-

[notofthisworld.livejournal.com]

Yes he did. He said ruby red in the subject line.

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

It also says pregnant chicks. Is it to be assumed Brodie's pregnant too? ^_-

OMG LMAO...

[teqila4me.livejournal.com]

Cory and I just sat here and laughed for 5 minutes.
"Only Brodie, only brodie!"
I agree I would have loved to see picks of you.

[abbazabba.livejournal.com]

so who hasn't done that :P

lipschtick

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, Brodie, what are we going to do with you?
-Fredo