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[nfotxn]

Yuck, no school again. I'm getting pissed off now. But it's ok, I have my trustee's number and I know how to use it.

Really fscking cold today, but I'm wearing shorts inside and making use of my significant head hanky investiment I made this summer.

First person to comment on hankies gets a red hot poker up their ass. And I don't mean a dick, I mean a sharp glowing hot piece of metal.

Gosh I'm bitchy today, watch out. Although I'm sure the cable modem will make me somewhat giddy. I think I need some sleep, although I'm afraid of messing up my rhythm further.

Feh, I feel poopy today.

PS: This thursday I want to be worshipped and adored, ok?! I know a great place that sells palm bows and pealed grapes.

Comments

[cub4bear.livejournal.com]

Why is school cancelled again? Is it still the snow?

What's happening this Thursday?

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, snow again. I dunno why though, it's not that bad.

Thursday is my birthday.

[cub4bear.livejournal.com]

Thursday is my birthday.

Now I feel like an idiot.

D'oh.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

It's ok! I should have told you, how were you to know?

[haenck.livejournal.com]

My hubby has used head hankies recently, and has received a not insubstantial amount of grief for it.

He will love your "red hot poker up their ass" comment.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

What sucks worse is that my favorite one is the red one.

But honestly, as somebody with little hair in the winter they're great indoor head gear.

[vogue]AND a fantastic fashion statment.[/vogue]

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[haenck.livejournal.com]

Marc's hair, which he is trying to grow long, is at "...a difficult length" and the head hankies keep things from going too awry...

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, the length I affectionately call the "dutch nun length". That point where it doesn't quite stay behind your ears but still curls significantly. If only I knew the joy that is a head hanky back in my Jerry Garcia look-alike years.

No pictures of that period will ever be posted. I have only so much of a humility threshold.

Did someone mention bandanas?

[sonoranbear.livejournal.com]

I love 'em. Also have a black leather head-wrap/skullcap thingie that I enjoy as well.

Of course with out much turf upstairs and living in Arizona I have a need for headgear.

Hugs!

Educational Field Trip

[plaidninja.livejournal.com]

-Okay look closely now children. That man over there is wearing a red doo-rag. That means he's a "Blood". And what does that mean? Yes, Timmy?

-That means he owns the corners from Ventura to the Hills.

-That's right. Very good Timmy. Anyone else? Becky?

-He'll be selling Crack Cocaine, Cocaine, and Diet Pills but he won't be selling Smack!

-That's also right. You're both getting a gold star. Now who can tell me why he isn't selling heroin? Chad I see your hand.

-Umm... cause the smack is controlled by the Triads?

-Quite right Chad. Now class I want you to look closely. The man who just got off the bus is wearing a black doo-rag. That mean's he's a "Crip". He's going to "roll" the "Blood" for what he's carying. Allysion! Clarissa! Stop braiding each others hair and watch the shooting! This is going to be on the test!

Re: Educational Field Trip

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Greg, you need to write for a TV show. I shit you not.

Re: Educational Field Trip

[plaidninja.livejournal.com]

*grin*
If I do I should probably do more research. In retrospect I think the Crips wear blue doo-rags.
Not sure tho