I need something that'll keep the wet off my ass.

[nfotxn]

Let's face it. Freshness is skin deep. It's hard enough trying to keep your body fresh and clean, but anal odors and ass sweat can be a tougher beast to tame... especially when you are an energetic, active person on-the-go!

When you're constantly on the move, body heat, bacteria, cheap clothing, and sitting can be a formula for DISASTER! And usually, it's too time consuming and just not practical to focus on the impression that your ass is making! We've developed Cleft® so you don't HAVE to worry!

Cleft® is the only anal anti-perspirant and deodorant currently on the market that stops anal odors where they begin: AT THE ANAL CLEFT!

Watch the Cleft® Flash Spot.
Mad propage to DC Otter once again for the fantastic hilariousness

Comments

[brianmn.livejournal.com]

You don't have to use some nasty product for your ass-sweat, Brodie! The solution and answer to your prayers: my tongue.

:)

Oooffff!!!

[sadguitar138.livejournal.com]

mmm'mm'm'm'm'm'''mmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhh

Smells fine to me.. Ooh ooh!! Tastes fine without the product as well.

I think instead they should work on an "in-the-pants product that will itch the inside of the ass when needed. I don't know about anyone else but I find ass itches embarassing in public. ;op

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Don't tease like that, I don't get out much.

PS: WOOF

[closetkid.livejournal.com]

The flash link doesn't work only cause there's a j before the http://. Just a heads up man, that's some funny stuff.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the heads up! Typo corrected!

[emotony.livejournal.com]

bahahahahahaha

[bigrock.livejournal.com]

LOL! *sniff* seems fine to me *tongue*

[abbazabba.livejournal.com]

oh my god, now even my ass can't smell, what's the world coming to?