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[nfotxn]

1. What's the story behind your LJ user name?
   
   It's a truncation of "infotoxin" which represents a few things. Read all about it.
   
   
2. Name Five [5] of your favorite pig-out foods.
   
   Uh, pretty much anything really. I try not to pig out though.
   
   
3. Have yo ever had a make-over?
   
   What constitutes a make-over? I've bought new clothes and got a hair-cut before. I guess that's like a make-over.
   
   
4. Name all the members of the Beatles.
   
   George Harrison, Ringo Star (Richard Starkey), John Lennon and Paul McCartney
   
   
5. What's the longest time you've stayed out of the country and where?
   
   1 month in the UK
   
   
6. One thing you're grateful for today.
   
   Friends and family. But I could name a lot more things I'm grateful for.
   
   
7. What is your favorite high school memory?
   
   Shucks, these are few and far between. Hanging in the auditorium with the stage crew geeks or playing quake in the drafting dept.
   
   
8. What's the most insane thing you've done for/to your crush that he/she might not/might know about?
   
   Wow, that's a pretty conditional question. Umm.. I've never really done anything insanely romantic. Romantic yes, insanely no.
   
   
9. Describe your dream wedding.
   
   A girl wrote this test, didn't she? I haven't really contemplated it that much, I'm sure it'd involve lots of friends, food and music.
   
   
10. Would you ever join temptation island?
    
    The same day I buy a Pontiac Grand AM and describe my profession as "clubbing"
    
    
11. Name three [3] teachers you had in highschool/elementary.
    
    Mrs. Quin, Mrs. Cook-petz (yes, that's her real name) and Dr. Page (he liked to blow shit up, I think that's why he worked a high-school)
    
    
12. Do you have a favorite quote? What is it?
    
    I have many favorite quotes. Of course none come to mind right now..
    
    
13. My first heartbreak happened when I was:
    
    19
    
    
14. The school picture your burried in the bottom of your drawer?
    
    Grade 10/11.. ouch! Long hippie hair, big nerdy glasses and horrible fashion sense.
    
    
15. Do you have any weird preferences? What are they?
    
    Weird as in unusual or inexplicable? I love eating Matzah even though I'm not Jewish. I can't stand artificial lemon, I can tell the difference!
    
    
16. What is one thing you will never understand about the opposite sex?
    
    There's a lot of things I won't understand about them. And there's lots I do understand. Why bother slagging the opposite sex? I have my own to do that to. ;)
    
    
17. Who's your best friend?
    
    Paul. Although I have lots of awesome friends.
    
    
18. Name one TV character you'd like to be.
    
    Andy Richter.
    
    
19. If you were famous, and were to be a guest on a talk show, whose show ould you choose? Why?
    
    Arlene Bynon if she was still around. I liked that lady. Probably Conan O'Brien now.
    
    
20. Give yourself a porn star name.
    
    Smoker Ewen.
    
    
21. Do you have any weird sleep habits?
    
    Do I have any sleeping habits? I tend to assume the fetal position.
    
    
22. What do you play to do this summer?
    
    Work. Do school. Make love like a fiend at Toronto pride, possibily attend Botcon 2002, see some music and generally chillax.
    
    
23. What is your favorite song right now?
    
    Hawksley Workman - Bullets
    
    
24. Write a line from any song.
    
    You're being so tough to me
    Like a leather jacket
    I know you'll have no sissies.
    Baby, you just wouldn't hack it.
    Gotta be a strong man,
    to carry the beautiful burden of your love.
    
    
25. Do you know at leasto one Disney™ song by heart? Which one?
    
    No. None. Thank god.
    
    
26. Describe your dream house.
    
    Restored spaceous house in a beautiful urban neighbourhood. Lots of gardens.
    
    
27. Your typical sleepwear.
    
    T-shirt, boxers.
    
    
28. What's in your bag?
    
    The Social Life of Information, Both magazine, Lots of sheet music, palm m125, Hamilton stand company wire music stand and a big folder of misc. documents.
    
    
29. What's in your wallet?
    
    All the standard pieces of ID excluding a driver's license.
    
    
30. How much money do you have in your wallet right now?
    
    $0.75 in Canadian Tire money.
    
    
31. What is your favorite pair of shoes?
    
    My black Sketchers bowling shoes or my CAT sandals.
    
    
32. If you could've gone to your senior prom in a different outfit, what would it be?
    
    Definitely the red blouse. Didn't go actually.
    
    
33. How was your senior prom?
    
    It was actually called a "grad dance" to dispell the pretense of drinking. I met my friends after at the pub. *shrugs*
    
    
34. Tell us about any of your birthdays.
    
    My last one rocked, went to a cool club and got trashed like Jaja Zsa Zsa Gabor at an open bar cabaret.
    
    
35. Hobbit, elf or Dwarf?
    
    Dwarf, duh. I'm a pervy dwarf fancier. Gimli was sexy in the LOTR movie.
    
    
36. First five things you would splurge on if you were a billionaire:
    
    
    1. Burkina Faso
    2. Setup my family for life
    3. Jets for all my friends
    4. My own Strad.
    5. My own babe pad

     

37. What is your daily before bed ritual?
    
    Brush my teeth, read my book and listen to CBC Radio One.
    
    
38. What is the weirdest/funniest nickname somebody has ever called you?
    
    My primary school gym teacher called me "brodkins".. I think it's 'cause I was the fat kid and she was encouraging me. It worked.
    
    
39. Name three of your favorite cartoon charactes.
    
    
    1. Optimus Prime
    2. He-man (he was a stud!)
    3. Rick Hunter (Macross Saga)

Comments

[notofthisworld.livejournal.com]

It's "Zsa Zsa" Gabor.

You're going to lose your pink card for that one.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Dammit.

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

Do not vorry, dahlink. Michael Albano has written The Complete Guide to Hungarian, vitch I vill soon put online. A kvote: "Dahlink, I am sorry I ruined your cow."

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Ha! I look forward to it dahlink!

see, i'm gettin' already!

[beardoc.livejournal.com]

Just on you putting stuff online, do you know I still go to your Cub's Guide to Deportment and still piss myself laughing everytime?

Twee

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

I'm glad people like it ... every once in a while I still get fanmail from that site, and very rarely, email from someone who just didn't quite get it and thinks I'm being straightup serious - and is writing to ask for further advice, or disagree with the "advice" given.

I have a whole new stack of retrocheez images since I made that booklet ... perhaps when I again have a life I will scan a few and add another booklet. Perhaps something on prepping for contests? Or interior decorating?

Clubbing...

[bigmacbear]

The same day I buy a Pontiac Grand AM and describe my profession as "clubbing"

Q. What's the difference between an LA cop and a San Francisco cop?

A. The San Francisco cop will be dancing and having a few drinks when he says he's out "clubbing". ;-)

Re: Clubbing...

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

*cymbal hit*

[jenneferre.livejournal.com]

This is a blogger template!

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, isn't it perrrrrrdy? *lovingly strokes his monitor*