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Bisexual men never call themselves bisexual. There always "bi-dude" or "bi-guy" or something witty like "GoodBi". They're also always in a hotel. Is it like a rule that when you're bi you have to have sex in hotels and ONLY in hotels? It seems that way.

No always

Date: 2002-04-09 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loganbeary.livejournal.com
I know at least one bi-sexual who is out of the closet with his wife, who also happens to be bi-curious.

Just goes to show. :o)

Re: No always

Date: 2002-04-10 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beardoc.livejournal.com
The most unusual one I saw was the bear club in an Australian city being run by a mature bisexual bear that remained married and screwed everyone in the club. But his wife used to help run the club, and she turned up to club meetings.

How bizarre is that?

Re: No always

Date: 2002-04-10 11:37 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] gmjambear
Forgive me but all I can think of is that song "How Bizarre" by OMC. And considering the topic here, I think its very appropriate.

Date: 2002-04-09 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] five0xpres.livejournal.com
Usually they are business men away on a trip and need a quick dick fix before they head back to their life in a closet. Atleast in my observations.

Date: 2002-04-09 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robearal.livejournal.com
I live in Montgomery Alabama, a very closeted town. Montgomery is the capital of this state, so we have lots of closeted politicians. There is also a big Airforce base here, so there are lots of "don't ask don't tell my wife" guys also. The big word on line with them, which I have absolutely come to loathe, is "Are you DISCREET?" No, honey, I'm going to buy space on a billboard downtown and list all the big sissy flyboys who like to get their dick sucked.

Date: 2002-04-09 08:03 pm (UTC)

Date: 2002-04-09 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nfotxn.livejournal.com
LOL!

Hamilton, Ontario is a lot the same I imagine. Steel factory, huge italian and portugeuse population. Generally very traditional values everywhere.

Even though it could be said that beggers can't be choosers, it's personal choice that if the other dude isn't at least vaguely aware of their sexuality I don't hop in the sack with 'em. I'm sure there's been exceptions though I didn't make the choice consciously.

Hamilton (post-)mating call

Date: 2002-04-09 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com
Oh *man* was I drunk ... did I, you know, do anything?

Re: Hamilton (post-)mating call

Date: 2002-04-10 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beardoc.livejournal.com
Dude, you won't, like, tell my girlfriend or anything?

Re: Hamilton (post-)mating call

Date: 2002-04-10 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com
I don't like, you know, enjoy this or anything, it's just that my old lady won't put out.

Re: Hamilton (post-)mating call

Date: 2002-04-11 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beardoc.livejournal.com
And, like, I'm not gay or anything, you know, 'cause I'm not the one that gets it up the butt.

Re: Hamilton (post-)mating call

Date: 2002-04-10 07:26 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] bigmacbear
Reminds me of a story that circulated on Usenet the day the famous gay entertainer Peter Allen passed away:

Supposedly straight man wakes up in a strange man's bed with a hangover. He turns to his bedmate and says "I have to know now -- did I perform a homosexual act last night?"

Bedmate replies, "Honey, Peter Allen performs a homosexual act. You took it up the butt."

Date: 2002-04-10 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beardoc.livejournal.com
Do you need sponsorship for the billboard space?

Date: 2002-04-09 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenneferre.livejournal.com
What a funny blog!
I haven't the faintest as to the validity of it, and so it is merely funny to me; *quite* funny, though. =)

Hypocracy in Action (or Reactions)

Date: 2002-04-10 11:31 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] gmjambear
I wish I can remember the poem (or was it a statement?) about a supposed straight guy who has sex with another guy. And he has sex with this guy every which-way. But he doesn't want to kiss the guy that he's had sex with because, God forbid, he wouldn't want to be known as being gay. Ewww! That's disgusting!

I do believe in the Kinsey Scale research. But I still don't get the bobbing & weaving when it comes to dealing with sex (or even affection) with another man.


Date: 2002-04-11 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] gmjambear
Also, if it's not a hotel, it's in the back of someone's truck, or in a trucker's cab, or at a rest stop, or at a bathhouse, or an adult movie theater, or the trick's home. Never at the married man's home.

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