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What sucks is slothing down to the kitchen in your undies to have your morning bowl of Crispix® to notice your Mom had trimmed the hedges in front of the kitchen window. What's worse is that I live on a busy street, one where school buses frequently stop near the lights.

They were pointing and laughing. I hit the deck like there was incomming napalm.

Date: 2002-05-15 10:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-braxton253.livejournal.com
could've been worse, you could've been naked.

Date: 2002-05-15 10:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nfotxn.livejournal.com
I don't even want to imagine that. I'd probably get pegged as some sex offender.

Date: 2002-05-15 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stingray1975.livejournal.com
and to think some people would pay good cash to see you strut aroung in your undies... ;oP

Date: 2002-05-15 10:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nfotxn.livejournal.com
Yeah, pay cash to laugh in a school bus at my struttin' in my undies.

Date: 2002-05-15 10:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stingray1975.livejournal.com
yeah, nice to see the children's parents' tax dollars are, er, hard at work! :o)

<--- Shameless

Date: 2002-05-15 10:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saintgusgus.livejournal.com
*coyly* What kind of undies?

Date: 2002-05-15 10:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigrock.livejournal.com
I wouldn't laugh :)

Date: 2002-05-15 10:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_decibel_/
*ahem*

so, what's that address so i can drive by and see you in your undies? I won't laugh...I'll just lick the glass.

Date: 2002-05-15 10:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sultmhoor.livejournal.com
Are there any traffic cameras at that intersection? [;o)

Date: 2002-05-15 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notofthisworld.livejournal.com
Hee hee!

Remember, I'm laughing _with_ you, not _at_ you.

*Ignores the fact that you aren't laughing*

Date: 2002-05-15 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trckrfckr.livejournal.com
I would laugh at you for eating Cripex too, i mean, what the hell

Date: 2002-05-15 12:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com
at least you weren't fucking in a friend's apartment when the window-washers came by ... :)

Date: 2002-05-15 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] gmjambear
Was that from personal experience????

Date: 2002-05-15 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com
>drama< You mean to say you've forgotten? >/drama<

Date: 2002-05-16 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] gmjambear
**clasping his hands next to his stomach, turning his head around several times, whistling nervously**

Dear Mr. Chree....

Date: 2002-05-15 12:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imattv.livejournal.com
We think the switch to boxer briefs was
a sound and solid choice. How about maroon
next time?


all our best,

Your friends from
Bus 14 BlueJay--

K through grade 6

Date: 2002-05-15 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cub4bear.livejournal.com
I bet there was one kid there who was laughing along with the others, but really didn't think it was funny. I bet that kid was oddly attracted (even though he didn't know why) and now will grow up to crave the love only big furry bears can provide.

My earliest gay memory is of visiting the house of my mother's friend the day her toilet was being replaced. The two burly plumbers came in to replace her toilet and fix some of the plumbing, and because the work was going to take some time, they urged me to piss before they ripped out the toilet. Naturally, they were standing there impatiently watching me piss. I remember being oddly turned on, not frightened by the whole thing.

As a result, I now have a thing for both burly blue-collar men and a Certain Other Sexual Activity™.

Rear Window

Date: 2002-05-15 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bremo.livejournal.com
Should have taken your shorts off and waved..

One time when I lived in the states, the neighbour across the street was watching porn on his big screen window facing television (3:45 pm. monday afternoon on a school route, brilliant).

I phoned him and said hey, you must like that bit where she gets it in the ass, because you keep rewinding it, and hung up. :)
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Re: Rear Window

Date: 2002-05-15 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bremo.livejournal.com
Guess I shouldn;t mention when a friend at work borrowed a big screen projector from work to project Porn onto Spadina Avenue from his apartment LOL.

either way, I bet Nfotoxn in his undies would be nice to see. :)

Date: 2002-05-15 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xanaducub.livejournal.com
I bet you looked cute there in the window for all to see.

Date: 2002-05-15 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sibs.livejournal.com
*wishes he could have been the bus driver*

Date: 2002-05-15 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] gmjambear
Too bad you didn't have a brush in your hand, slide into the kitchen with your socks on and lipsinc to Bob Seger's "Old Time Rock & Roll". Perhaps the kids would've gotten a kick out of that.

Date: 2002-05-15 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robearal.livejournal.com
somehow i don't think kids today would get the reference.

Date: 2002-05-16 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] gmjambear
Well, it was a shot. ;-)

Date: 2002-05-15 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aadroma.livejournal.com
Oh sure, but if it were a bear run bus, you'd think twice, I'm sure.

Date: 2002-05-15 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] supercub.livejournal.com
i wanna drive by and make a pit stop think that would be doable ;)

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