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Today's Life Lesson:

Always wear your hot-dogs the same way you wear you bikini. Between the buns.

Date: 2002-05-17 11:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzi-d.livejournal.com
Note: NEVER use frozen hot dogs.

Date: 2002-05-17 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danthered.livejournal.com
I hesitate to ask in print how you happened to learn this life lesson, but you did remind me of a joke that made the rounds about 10 years ago when Michael Jackson was in the news due to allegations of inappropriate sexual contact with a minor. Have you heard of McDonalds' newest menu item? Called the Michael McJacksonburger, it's a 30-year-old piece of meat between two twelve-year-old buns...

Date: 2002-05-17 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com
umm, Brodie, did you ask it if it wanted to be worn?

Date: 2002-05-17 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jwall.livejournal.com
Why stop at a hotdog bikini? Excess is best. Wear a veal tuxedo.

Date: 2002-05-17 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aadroma.livejournal.com
I never have my hot dogs in buns. I must be a freak. ^_-

Re: So what you're saying is....

Date: 2002-05-17 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jwall.livejournal.com
If he never has hotdogs (dick) in his buns (asshole), that would most likely make him a TOP, wouldn't it?

I'm not saying that he is, though.

Re: So what you're saying is....

Date: 2002-05-17 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uberdaddybear.livejournal.com
Well he did say he wanted to be wearing the hot dog between his buns didn't he????

Re: So what you're saying is....

Date: 2002-05-17 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jwall.livejournal.com
I can say with some confidence he just said he's never done it before.

Nfotxn is a different case, though I know nothing about him really (other than he updates once every 45 seconds). Now that's diversified programming!

Re: So what you're saying is....

Date: 2002-05-17 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uberdaddybear.livejournal.com
LOL....once every 45 seconds.....Oh Brodie dear you have an LJ stalker.... :) and I thought I was the only one allowed to do that.....

Re: So what you're saying is....

Date: 2002-05-17 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jwall.livejournal.com
"Stalker?" Please! I prefer "devotee" or "#1 fan."

Re: So what you're saying is....

Date: 2002-05-17 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nfotxn.livejournal.com
Let's get married! I've got rice...

Re: So what you're saying is....

Date: 2002-05-18 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jwall.livejournal.com
Sure, but I want a Jewish wedding.

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