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[nfotxn]

*ring*

Me> Hellooo?
Telemarketer> Is the man or lady of the house in?
Me> I'm sorry, can I take a message?
Telemarketer> Nope, just a fundraiser. Was gonna harass 'em for money. Thanks!
Me> Thank you! Take care!

*click*

Comments

[kj.livejournal.com]

Hooray for honesty!

[badjahsensei.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

You have to admire truth in advertising, huh? :X)

[ex-braxton253.livejournal.com]

as honest as that was, that person just got a severe reprimand, if not fired. Then again, after doing the telemarketing thing, I'm guessing that's his/her last day :)

[lostncove.livejournal.com]

Amusing or disturbing? You be the judge.

hehehe...

[daveqat.livejournal.com]

I'm reminded of my trip out to San Diego.

"And remember, nobody loves you, or your money, as much as Southwest!"

[danthered.livejournal.com]

Phone: Ring-ring! Ring-ring!
Me: Halloo?
Voice: How are you today, sir?
Me: Rotten. My knee is acting up again, which means there's a storm a-brewin'. Probably a nasty one. What can I do for you?
Voice: I'd like to take this opportunity to inform you about a special promotion that we're running where you can get all your long-distance calls for just eleven cent a minute. Do you make a lot of long-distance calls?
Me: No. In fact, I don't use the phone at all. Telephones are against my religious beliefs.
Voice: But...sir, you're using the phone right now...
Me: AAAAAAAIIIIIIGHHH!!! SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE! SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!!

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Phone: Ring-ring! Ring-ring!
Me: Halloo?
Voice: How are you today, sir?
Me: Rotten. My knee is acting up again, which means there's a storm a-brewin'. Probably a nasty one. What can I do for you?
Voice: I'd like to take this opportunity to inform you about a special promotion that we're running where you can get all your long-distance calls for just eleven cent <sic> a minute. Do you make a lot of long-distance calls?
Me: No. In fact, I don't use the phone at all. Telephones are against my religious beliefs.
Voice: But...sir, you're using the phone right now...
Me: AAAAAAAIIIIIIGHHH!!! SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE! SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!! <click!>