Once upon a midnight in the planet land of X, a young boy being lay dreaming..

[nfotxn]

This is where I complain about not getting laid enough.

See, hot man sex is just like taking out a lease. You gotta make the monthly payments or else they reposses your unit or something. Then you get all jealous ('cause that's what it's all really about, come on) when the other dudes are getting their unit on and you're all discussing default payments in m4m RT [insert your local here] on gay.com

"Bi-guy in hotel on business, be discreet!" Because he doesn't even want to know that he had sex with you.

Know what's the best? Being fresh out of the shower, laying on your bed with clean sheets totally naked feeling the summer's breeze pour in through your window and over your body.

Just thought I'd share.

Comments

Reason #34 that I am not on Gay.com

[jamesbeary.livejournal.com]

I tend not to mess with bi-guy. Why should I be discreet if he is on a vacation and want a nookie, and he will be gone out back home...?.

Re: Reason #34 that I am not on Gay.com

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Exactly, and the whole he's-probably-married thing really gets me. I'd be encouraging them not to get out of their closet.

[lfkbear.livejournal.com]

* Know what's the best? Being fresh out of the shower, laying on your bed with clean sheets totally naked feeling the summer's breeze pour in through your window and over your body.*

OH MAN! What an image... good thing I don't have to stand up right now.

I ask this...

[xanaducub.livejournal.com]

Where are the photos?

[jwall.livejournal.com]

bi-guy: "be discreet!"
Me: "Fine, just don't talk while I'm fucking you."

Heh....

[daveqat.livejournal.com]

Ironically enough, my best relationship to date was with a bi guy. And I didn't mind that he'd check out women from time to time.

[lostncove.livejournal.com]

um, woof