A discussion with Dave

[nfotxn]

"Man, Martha Stewart is so lame. Do you really believe that every July 12th she really 'picks cucumbers and makes pickles' or makes her own 'striped tea towels by removing threads from the weave'? She's too busy making inside deals on Wall St."

"Martha Stewart is like porn. It's a fantasy for people who live in small appartments in the city like myself. They can get off on having a huge house in conneticut with an orchid garden and bee hives."

Comments

[duncan02.livejournal.com]

heh, that's great. Regardless of where you live, it also remains a fantasy for those of us who are too lazy to actually harvest our own honey or make our own buttermilk.

[dancubca.livejournal.com]

*chug-chug-chug*

Speak for yourself!

*bzzzzzzz*

YOWWWWWWW!

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Less talk, more churning slave!! I want those I need my royal jelly butter tarts by sundown or my immortality spell will wear off!

*cackle*