The funny things you find on bearporn.com

[nfotxn]

ps: The caption is mine, yo. *record scratch, breakdance*

Comments

[jwall.livejournal.com]

Oh fuck. It's like I took a double shot of rancid milk, only visually.

Thank you, Internet!

[gusmacroy.livejournal.com]

wow!

[sultmhoor.livejournal.com]

I particularly like the greasy crotch stain on the right-side guy's pants. Mmmm, think you could use that as lube?

PRESSING QUESTIONS!

[sultmhoor.livejournal.com]

Is that a clock or a thermometer nailed up to the most hideous paneling in existence? IMHO, it looks like a thermometer, at about 90 ° F.

What did that white thumbtack used to hold up?

Is that a mirror or a window behind them with the flash glare?

What must that room SMELL like?

[closetkid.livejournal.com]

Dad! What are you doing with that guy?!?!?!!?

[jaybear.livejournal.com]

Bah hah. Hah hah hah. Hah hah. Hah hah hah.

*must* *catch* *breathe*

[justwally.livejournal.com]

Whoa, that dude on the right...I could hurt that real good.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but dude on the left is kinda cute.

[justwally.livejournal.com]

I'm confuseduh...are we talking aircraft-left, picture-right? 'Cause I'm talking aircraft-right, picture-left (blue jeans, _not_ under the thermometer). _That_ one is pretty much hot (hot, hot).

Though, I wouldn't kick either out of bed (unless the floor was better).

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

"In today's ASL class, we'll practice the signs for 'Y' and 'blood'. Let's begin, shall we?"

heh

[kubster.livejournal.com]

At least you didn't find me. *smyrk*

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

The font. The font.

Flawless.

Can I have it on 8-track, please?

[urso.livejournal.com]

I already own enough domain names.

Don't make me buy "FontPorn.com!"

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I'll record it right away!

It's ITC Bauhaus Demi btw.