Ressurecting 90s sarcasm 10 years early

[nfotxn]

Ok, what's up with the guy on IRC who's always digitally groping people? I really feel the need to lay down the fuckin' smack and get him OUT of my digital hoola hope of personal space.

* nfotxn gropes pervertBear's neck, tightly

And don't EVER try and be funny on a gay.com room. 'Specially trying to poke fun at people's neanderthallic solicitation for sex. Eg:

generi_slut4RT>WHOS THONGS? bUSSY?
mediacub>I'm fine. How are you? No not really, just cruisin' around wasting time.
generi_slut4RT>STATS?
mediacub>6'2"/250
generi_slut4RT>WEAR RU?

Now, this is where I close the window. Maybe I'm stuck up or something but even when I'm fistin' the old meat stack and typing a one handed erotic concerto on the keyboard I don't hit the caps key and can still.. and why do I even bother crticizing gay.com? What's that little bird? .. Why yes I AM exceptionally bored!

Comments

[mathan.livejournal.com]

HEHEE, just like me when I told the guy off for wearing his kilt wrong in his profile. ;)

[cub4bear.livejournal.com]

Too bored to respond to the e-mail I sent you.