My best friend vs. the girl

[nfotxn]

I just gave my best friend shit on the phone for not having a life outside of his girlfriend. Pretty much all his friends seem to believe that she's trying to bag him for good. I know it's the classic dilema but I seriously think she's bad news. She has no post-secondary aspirations although not overtly opposed to him having his own life she still manages to prevent it. Fuck, even my Mom thinks she's bad news.

I feel like a jerk for being so flat with him but it had to be said, I really care about him a lot. I've known him since the 1st grade. I think she's bad news and just wants a trip on the gravy train.

Ugh, blood boiling.

Comments

[forest-gnome.livejournal.com]

If you've known him since first grade, then there shouldn't be an issue. You should be able to be blunt, and tell him what you think, and he should understand that you've only got his best interests in mind.

And if that's not true, just slap the bitch upside the head and show him who's boss.

Harder than that.

Harder than that. Come on, I know you've got a limp wrist and everything, but geez, my mama can hit harder than that.

*hugs*

She wishes only to steal his Camaro and lie her eggs in his abdominal cavity

[jwall.livejournal.com]

You know what you've gotta do.

Make her break up with him--since in the straight world, it's impossible to make the guy amputate himself from her. If she's scared of him having a life outside her Macy's bills and her gash, it should be little challenge to send her running, scaly reptilian tail between her legs.

simplest solutions...

[telecommunicate.livejournal.com]

throw the bitch in a well. that solves most any problem.

or should dissapearances be questionable, get her really drunk, then take incriminating photos of her with small children.

[arktosaegis.livejournal.com]

It sucks when one of your friends hooks up with a person you know is wrong for them. All you can really do is say your peace and be done with it. If you push it too far they may resent you for it, but if you're right they'll ultimately come to realize that.

[brinlondo.livejournal.com]

Sorry...you don't trash your buddies' girl/boyfriends, ever. Doesn't matter how long you've known him or how good a bud he is; he's gonna take HER side and all you're going to do is get him pissed off at you.