Hot Men

[nfotxn]

Ever seen a man that you could barely keep yourself from jumping in a horny orgy of hyper-directed lust? Today at the supermarket there was this beautiful man. Easily 6'3", burly with a thick s&p beard, short hair and wearing a yarmulke (or "yamaca" for the non-yiddish speaking). I'm not sure what it is but I've always found myself very attracted to Orthodox and Conservative Jewish men. There seems to be a genetic lineage of hairy, smart, spiritual, bearded and (as my extensive field research has proven) hung men.. how can you go wrong?!

Christ that man was beautiful.

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[five0xpres.livejournal.com]

as my extensive field research has proven

Please submit your research for review and study. Thank you.

Jews for Jesus?

[bigmacbear]

I'm not sure what it is but I've always found myself very attracted to Orthodox and Conservative Jewish men. [...]
Christ that man was beautiful.

I'm not sure he'd consider that Christ had anything to do with it... ;-)

On the other hand, there were those news stories a few months ago about how anthropologists had come up with their idea of what Christ must have looked like in the days when He walked the earth, and ya gotta wonder...

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

Ever seen a man that you could barely keep yourself from jumping in a horny orgy of hyper-directed lust?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too often; I work in an area where there are a plethora of gorgeous (but sadly überstraight) men ;_;

[slothel.livejournal.com]

Had a very nice one today at the container store. I made a surprised grunt, which made the people I was with ask me what was wrong. I didn't tell them that the thing that was wrong was that he and I weren't somewhere else, preferably very, very naked. Then, one of the girls (the bisexual one who shares my taste) saw where I was looking, and responded with a quiet little "hmmm.....".

Ah, but...

[kev-bot.livejournal.com]

Priests and monks are often delicious as well. There was this one priest who used to take the bus with me...

And just look at Friar Tuck.

Okay, where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?