Adam's Meme

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1. If you could have a new name, what would it be? I kinda really like my name. I'm sure I'm the only Brodie Chree out there. And if there's another I'll kill him.
2. What was/is your favorite 80's band? Considering I was 0-8 years old in the 80s I didn't have much basis to form an opinion on music but I still love all the dorky electro sounds, early hip-hop and a lot of prog. rock that came out of the 80s. Too many people hate on the decade for being musically devoid of interest, I think it was a foundational period for what we hear today.
3. Describe your ideal man (and I want the good stuff, not just "funny with a good smile" crap) Damn. Well, I won't lie.. he's gotta be hung like a stallion and read like Chomsky with a good ass too. Damn I love hairy asses. Did I mention hung? Hung is good, we like hung. I'm probably not worthy of my "ideal man".. but I can dream.. dream.. dream..
4. Where do you clip your finger/toenails? Habbitually in front of the TV. It's one of the more charming things I do.
5. Have you ever stole anything (other than office supplies)? I've stolen stuff from family members but that's not really stealing. As for stealing from somebody I don't know.. never.
6. If you had an exhibit of your "work" at a local museum, what would be in it? I'd do some extravagant installation with lots of generative music and video. Something like bed of sound but more edgy. I'd probably explore the effect of commercial messages on our mental environment. Or maybe just a machine that makes poo.
7. What is the worst movie you have ever seen?To be honest I can't think of a movie that was specifically traumatizing as to remember it. I mean they're just movies.
8. What is your ideal job? Graphic Designer with no clients to answer to or an infamous and/or seminal musician who can pack medium sized venues at the flick of a wrist with a shady mythological background.
9. Who do you think will win Survivor Thialand? There's a Survivor Thailand?!?
10. If you had to pick a slogan for you and your life (something already used, or something you made up), what would it be?
    • Brodie: Just like genital warts but without those awkward post-coital explainations.
    • Just fuck it... gently
    • 6 out of 8 Albanian Dwarves Agree: Slogans are lame

Comments

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

You better be hot pants.

Congrats on your first meme, you're an internet star now! ;)

[lostncove.livejournal.com]

Brodie--Changes LJ icons faster than WalMart turns over cashiers.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Next userpic has a blue blazer.

[sultmhoor.livejournal.com]

I truely love how absurdist Wim Delvoye is. He's selling thousands of artificial toilet loads for $1500 a pop.

And to think, I just got my credit card limit increased!

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Dude, you can put your artificial poop inside your artificial toilet, it'll rock!

bad-movie trauma

[(Anonymous)]

"To be honest I can't think of a movie that was specifically traumatizing as to remember it. I mean they're just movies."

You obviously have not seen Baby Geniuses. Rent it. And prepare to be traumatized.
You can read a hilarious review of it here:
http://www.normalbobsmith.com/worstmovies_10.html
Claude

Re: bad-movie trauma

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I'll never think of Corey Feldman the same way again!