When in doubt, do a quiz:

[nfotxn]

1. What was the coldest place you ever had sex? In a snow bamk with a really hot former college football lineman.
2. What was your favorite Archies Comics character? Uh, Betty? Who the fuck reads Archie anymore anyhow?
3. Miracle Whip or Mayonnaise? I guess I'm a Mayonnaise guy. I like to limit the amount of petrolium derived foods in my diet.
4. What is your favorite thing that your penis has been called? "Butt probe". That makes me laugh even still
5. What character from Gone with the Wind do you most identify with?Gone with the Wind and Archie? This quiz has to be written by somebody over 45. What's next, favourite Elvis song and favourite brand of filterless cigarette? I can only think of Scarlet because my highschool music teacher used to always quote the movie. She was interesting that Mrs. Quinn
6. Have you ever had gay sex while a member of the opposite sex was in the room? Probably not.
7. What was the worst place you ever lived? Where I live now. The neighbourhood stinks, the house is small and built terribly and I'm even further in the suburbs than before. Personally I can't see the advantage of the suburbs outside of raising kids and having an unnecessarily large home. It's all the inconvience of rural areas with the traffic of urban areas and none of the efficieny. Booooo.
8. Describe the noises you make during the throes of ecstasy? I moan, groan, stick out my tongue, throw back my head and pant like an animal. Sometimes I start talking really dirty.
9. Favorite Dr. Seuss book? The Lorax of course. Still sends a pertinent message today. Probably always will.
10. Most physical pain you've ever been in? The time I took a spill on my bike and got a brake arm in my thigh. That was unpleasant.
11. Most emotional pain you've ever been in? Moving away from the home I grew up in and all my friends right before coming out. That was a really shitty time.
12. Name of the street that you cruised on while a teenager? Church St.
13. First time you ever kissed a girl? I've never passionately kissed a girl. There are some girls that do it for my plutonically but I'd never really be into it.
14. First time you ever kissed a guy? My friend Shawn who was this funny lanky raver guy I met from #bearcave. We went to his place and he gave me my first kiss. Apparently I was a little aggressive. But it was hot, definitely.
15. Favorite superhero? Spiderman! Collected his comics pretty much my whole life.
16. Most unfavorite nickname you were ever given? I've always liked my nicknames. I'm a nickname kinda guy. Brod, Brodskins, Bro-dog, Broditron C. It's all good.
17. Favorite state? Well, considering I've only seen NY, New Hampshire, Vermont and Ohio I'd probably say Vermont for the landscape.
18. Favorite state of mind? Conscious.
19. Favorite part of the body to lick? Name only one. The Skin.
20. Grandmothers' maiden names? Dunn on my Mother's side and Mackie (like the pro-audio company!) on my Dad's side.

Comments

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Hyperbole

Yo Brodog!

[gusmacroy.livejournal.com]

I know, what's the deal with the Archie thing? That's why I didn't participate in this quiz.

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[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Archie is for squares!

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[gusmacroy.livejournal.com]

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[joelbear.livejournal.com]

This quiz has to be written by somebody over 45.


I'm 44 and I was a square when I was a kid. My mom limited the comics I was allowed to read at home. But I did think Moose was cute.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Oh man, that backfired. I was just teasing. Man, I suck. Kill me.