How to get laid in 2003

[nfotxn]

I've decided that I want to be in a hilariously-serious electro band like Ladytron or Soviet. Only it'd be a bear electro band. That's right, I figure I can get some hardcore nookie if I have tons of groupies cloying for my Moog-fueled ice queen vocals.

All I need are some analog synthesizers and high contrast fashions...

Comments

[deafeuphoria.livejournal.com]

hahah, DO IT.

[mordo.livejournal.com]

While I seriously doubt that you would need a band to get hardcore nookie the idea of an all-bear electro band both fascinates and horrifies me. Now, if you could work in some sort of German/Kraftwerk vibe....

"Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!"

[theotherqpc.livejournal.com]

perhaps you could go the Matmos route and work on porn soundtracks :)

/me volunteers

[profundojoe.livejournal.com]

I volunteer my services to help any bear-electro group that surfaces. I've been wanting to get into electronic music anyway.

retrosuscitation

[birddog.livejournal.com]

Actually, by the time 2003 gets here, that will have been how to get laid in 2002. Don't worry. If you hang in one more year after that, the 2002 electro-thing will be retro again.

We played with Soviet. And they sure were serious. Seriously dull.

2002 can suck it.

Re: retrosuscitation

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

So Soviet is all hype eh? It seems NYC is really good at that.

Oh man, I was expecting they'd fulfilled all my pavlovianly conditioned duran-duran fantasies passed down to me from my baby-sitting cousin.

Ladytron is still in my good books, friends rate their live shows in the "super duper" and "neat-o keen" stratosphere. Absorb doesn't seem to mind them either. And come on, those communist inspired outfits on the girls are hot! They're like Nurses from Russia which I'm sure is the title of a title of a titty porno somewhere.

Um. Okay.

[funkybearmartin.livejournal.com]

Cyber-Bear-Electro. We'll do it all remotely. We each start a track. Pass the track along. Kinda like that wispering game where you don't know what it will sound like at the end.

8 bears, 8 Songs? 9 People, 9 songs?

Re: Um. Okay.

[theotherqpc.livejournal.com]

sorta like the "remix chain" idea that i've seen...they've also tried more complicated stuff, like the remix double-helix (1 person starts a remix, sends it to two people, who remix the remix. when they're done, they each send it to another person, who sends it to another person, etc. after a few "layers," a single person gets both remixes and makes a new megamix, which gets sent to two people and the cycle starts again)

Re: Um. Okay.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Interestingly enough that's how Ladytron already works!

Re: Um. Okay.

[funkybearmartin.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD.

I'm learning something new every day.

Okay ( speaking on behalf of Brodie ).. WHO'S IN?

[devanand-tree.livejournal.com]

OOoOOoo If your serious about that I'm looking for anyexcuse to put my Yamaha Motif 8 and possibly my incoming alesis andromeda to Use! and some other hardware stuff. Ummmm not that i know how to operate all the stuff fully =o( but if your really serious about that ring my bell isodung@yahoo.com been looking for friends to put projects together even though I have no solid experience.