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I have a theory that Justin Timberlake is actually secretly poisoning Micheal Jackson with insanity pills such that he can take his place as the supposed "King of Pop". The reality of our world is that Micheal is still the loveable moonwalker we grew up with and Timberlake is actually a demented young man hellbent at achiving fame at any cost.

Actually, come to think of it, the previous statement is true even without the insanity pills.

Date: 2003-01-08 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] folkyboy.livejournal.com
michael jackson is a freak and a child molester!

Date: 2003-01-09 07:23 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] bigmacbear
Q. Why was Michael Jackson in such a hurry to get to J.C. Penney's?
A. They had little boys' pants half off.

classic!

Date: 2003-01-09 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] folkyboy.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Date: 2003-01-08 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mordo.livejournal.com
If you saw him perform "Like I Love You" at the last MTV Video Awards you know just how true your theory is.

Date: 2003-01-08 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] five0xpres.livejournal.com
Things that make you go, hmmmmmmmm...

Date: 2003-01-09 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theotherqpc.livejournal.com
...i want björk's Michael Jackson dress

Date: 2003-01-10 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] birddog.livejournal.com
Sure don't mind that album though-- can't say that about the last--oh---7 or 8 years of Jacko. It's hard to sing (and concentrate) when your nose is half putty.

nose half putty?

Date: 2003-01-12 11:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrisglass.livejournal.com
naw? Looks like a work of modern miracles to me... Though i will agree that the last 7-8 years of jacko's career has been, um, crap.
ewwwww

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