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Apparently I like it grey with Creamium™.

One of those mornings...

Date: 2003-05-29 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-rictor835.livejournal.com
Creamium?

Is that a new element or something?

Date: 2003-05-29 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nfotxn.livejournal.com
I think so, it's rather grey and naturally in particular form. Dissolves in hot liquid. Possibly radioactive.

Date: 2003-05-29 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ultrabithorax.livejournal.com
Creamium®312 is the stable isotope; Cm®317 is a gamma emitter with a hard principle photon (37.5 MeV, use lead block shielding ONLY: acrylic and lead sheet produces a 12 MeV secondary beta emission). Check the label. And remember, Creamium is a low-cholesterol food!

Date: 2003-05-29 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sultmhoor.livejournal.com
Nice, and what's its decay cycle?

Creamium®312 --> Smegmium®312 --> Precumium308?

Date: 2003-06-04 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ultrabithorax.livejournal.com
This is a common error. Remember, Smegmium312® (a creamy-delicious low-fat replacement for sour cream that dries to a tough waterproof seal in bathroom caulk) undergoes neutron decay and emits a 50 eV beta particle to become Toejamine312, which then decays by alpha emission to Navellinton308, which adds zest and body to condensed soups and therapeutic astringency to many haemorrhoid-reducing preparations. See the difference?

Date: 2003-06-02 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aadroma.livejournal.com
I think the EPA has put bans on our water supply repreatedly in part because of its large doses of Creamium. ^_-

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