Questions from [livejournal.com profile] janusdoa

Jul. 12th, 2003 12:16 pm
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Questions from [livejournal.com profile] janusdoa
  1. Is America really Canada's insane asylum/penal colony?
    I'm not authorized to speak freely regarding project C.A.R.I.B.O.U.

    But in all honesty I am forced to wonder with recent world events involving your government

  2. Time to fag out: Are you a top or a bottom? It's impossible to tell by looks anymore. C'mon. Fuel my fantasies.
    I seem to have fallen into the role of top if only to fulfill a much vacant position in the circle of pelvic associates I keep. Truthfully I'm versatile but my chances to excercise said versatility are few and far between.

    Oh, and I'm quite content sticking my dick up guys butts so for the time being there's no rush

  3. You should post more nudie pics. :-)
    Do I assume you mean of myself? If so really it's against my principals these days.

    I've done it in the past and it's only caused me grief. You don't find people who are truly interested in your entire person when you post naked pictures. It attracts the wrong kind of attraction and de-humanizes you. You can approach pornography with love and eroticism but that angle is so hardly taken by amateur gay males. It's all money shots intended to get people off. That's not how I want to present myself to the world at large.

    A lot of fags online are very pro-pornography and take the stance that it's a self-confidence issue. The problem being is that if people approve of your flesh when you broadcast it then really that source of confidence already exists. You just need to find that feeling internally rather than depending on a group for acceptance. If it doesn't exist and you want it to then you need to get to a gym. Otherwise you become dependant on that group to synthesize good feelings about yourself. I know far too many guys who use that emotional crutch.

    So to answer your question: No.

  4. Most embarassing sexual experience you've had?
    Hmmm.. I think the worst was finding a really cute local comic geek who I was hot for and then him calling me up the next day to tell me I'd given him crabs. I haven't heard back from him although I saw him at Pride and got a really nasty stare sent my way...
  5. If you were straight, who'd be the female you'd most want to disrespectfully impregnate?
    Any tarty little teenaged pop queen. Britney, Christina, P!NK™... any of them as long as my demon seed creates stretchmarks that will take graphic artists days to rubber stamp out with photoshop and tits that sag down to their knees. This is likely projected feelings of exclusion from male heterosexual ideals of female beauty. But I'd rather be an iconoclast than just another cock sucking diva worshipper.

Date: 2003-07-12 09:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theotherqpc.livejournal.com
... as long as my demon seed creates stretchmarks that will take graphic artists days to rubber stamp out with photoshop and tits that sag down to their knees.

i am aroused by your evil.

Date: 2003-07-12 09:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goofybearz.livejournal.com
Yeah, I guess.

Date: 2003-07-12 09:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] janusdoa.livejournal.com
Re: #4

*blinks*...Good answer! I post them from time to time when the exhibitionism bug bites me, but...it's not exactly because I'm looking to get anything out of it besides personal gratification.

Date: 2003-07-12 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] backrubbear.livejournal.com
In the land of bottoms, the versatile man doesn't get fucked. :-)

Date: 2003-07-12 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stingray1975.livejournal.com
Is that similar to the land of Dairy Queen & how they promise to treat you right?!

Date: 2003-07-12 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] backrubbear.livejournal.com
Nah, in the land of service industries, you get fucked on a regular basis. Just not in the pleasant way.

Date: 2003-07-13 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clauditorium.livejournal.com
Regarding your crab receptacle, I hope you're not giving that bitch's nasty stare a moment's thought. Crabs happen; it's not like you did it maliciously. If he's too dumb to figure that out, he's not worth your mental energy.

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