Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence

[nfotxn]

Warning: pictures not likely safe for all workplaces.

Is that a penis on your arm or are you just happy to see me?

Doctors have grown a new penis on a Russian boy's arm after he lost his old one in a bizarre accident.

The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.

And there's pictures! It's not actually a penis, just a mass of flesh that will allow him to pee standing up again. Moral of the story: Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence.

Comments

[bu5ter.livejournal.com]

The only thing I'm wondering is. Did he get to choose the size of his new penis?

[ericdabear.livejournal.com]

Given that I'm just imagining a hollow tube of flesh....

"Can it be big enough to make it a drink cozy for my stoli?"

I take a sick pride in that twisted statement, but all the same I think I'm going to hide from myself now.

[dirtyglamour.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOO! hehe.

Now there is an image in my head I don't want there.

[deafeuphoria.livejournal.com]

that is fucking amazing.

Tsk tsk tsk.

[allamericanbear.livejournal.com]

After I heard about rotting whale carcasses, and flies crawling out a live boys penis, you'd think you have heard it all.

The stuff that the public SAYS they didn't need to know but read anyway.

tmi? nah!

[clauditorium.livejournal.com]

I actually prefer peeing sitting down. Most guys I know (who pee standing up) always get at least some either on the edge of the bowl or on the floor - ack.

Re: tmi? nah!

[shawnsyms.livejournal.com]

I didn't start doing it standing up until I was in my early twenties.

Now it depends on my mood.

Re: tmi? nah!

[cub4bear.livejournal.com]

It wasn't until my late teens that I learned that I could prevent myself accidental spraying by pulling back my foreskin all the way.

Re: tmi? nah!

[dirtyglamour.livejournal.com]

*crowns you the king of TMI for this round*

Re: tmi? nah!

[cub4bear.livejournal.com]

I promise to use my new powers for good, not evil.

Re: tmi? nah!

[shawnsyms.livejournal.com]

I wish I could apply the same solution in my own case!

Re: tmi? nah!

[theotherqpc.livejournal.com]

i'm still more used to peeing standing up...when i was in the single-digit years, i was afraid of standing up for whatever reason. now, i'll do it if i want to, but i default to sitting...*shrugs*

hmmm.

[dirtyglamour.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't you think that they would want to "grow" it someplace a little more inconspicous???

Pravda, the Organ of the People

[foodpoisoningsf.livejournal.com]

Forget about peeing. Is he going to be able to beat off?

That important matter aside, I smell Photoshop. This is from a country that is also the world's largest provider of spam.

Re: Pravda, the Organ of the People

[enigmacub.livejournal.com]

Well it doesn't say if he lost his balls or not. He may still be able to stimulate himself enough with his balls and prostate to come to a full orgasm. All hypothetical but it's possible. Many a bottom has sworn that if you get fucked right it can happen.

[hylandr.livejournal.com]

What's really sad is that I was just listening to the Ren & Stimpy CD this weekend...