Yogurt Before Bed

[nfotxn]

Last night I dreamed, which is unusual for me to remember. Quite vividly infact, a Planet of the Apes Affair only somewhere in Northern Ontario. I was playing some type of Mario game that doesn't exist when my cottage on a lake started to fill with water. Water that might I add contained a few brightly coloured Koi. We (myself and an unidentified friend) had to flee to the deck and later the roof to find monkies creating complex geometric structures out of something that might have been 1/4" copper piping or rebar.

"Macaques are like that you know!" Says my friend as he pulls out a small ice pick began a mortally wounding our intruders.

What the fuck is up with being on a deck in Northern Ontario slaughtering motherfucking Macaques with an ice pick? Later different types of monkies show up to help out their Macaques brothers including one dude who looks like a hot buffed-out Cornelius. I'm pretty sure this is where I was getting my morning wood and descending towards conciousness because I did cater the idea of dropping the ice pick and giving Cornelius a blowjob... buuuut there was too many apes and monkies to slaughter.

There's never any gore I remember in my dreams but I specifically recall getting hit on my upper right thigh at just about pocket area. This is where I keep my wallet.. hmmmm. In the end the hordes of chimps, apes and monkies were defeated temporarily but the dream took on a sort of survival-in-the-wild story. They would be back but soon we would have guns...

Comments

Mercy

[goofybearz.livejournal.com]

I don't eat Yogurt, never really took a liking to it. Now, I think I just found another reason to stay away from it. And I thought the dream where I was on safari in hell was bizarre, I have never had the urge to drink Hard Lemonade before bed since.

[tcbear.livejournal.com]

Hmm..sounds like a trip to African Lion Safari is definetely not in order...and you've been watching too many VISA commercials.

I'd suggest not eating any dairy products right before you go to bed..they do very odd things to me as well...and I never feel good the next morning to boot :-)

[xkot.livejournal.com]

Man... and I thought my dream about Andy Richter last night was kinky.