These flax flakes do not come with blueberries as advertised

[nfotxn]

I have my house to myself this weekend.

This can go in a few directions. But for your viewing pleasure I've limited it down to the three primary situations:

1. Crisco smeared sex fest.
   
   I could call up some guys and fuck my brains out. Irresponsible yet highly appealing... unfortunately I don't really know any hot local guys. I mean there's hunks of flesh I'd like to press up against my body and achieve orgasm with but... just not in that headspace lately.

   Likelyhood: Extremely Low

2. Sit alone eating cornchips and masturbating.
   
   I'm not affraid to admit that I could last a weekend with one or two bags for Tostitos, Nifty.org and a tub of Vaseline.

   Likelyhood: Moderate

3. Throw a little get together.
   
   I humoured the idea last night at Linda's birthday party of throwing a little ho-down chez moi. Break out some traktor action, mixed drinks and just generally yuppie it hanging out in the backyard chilling with some close friends Saturday night. I think this would be fun.

   Likelyhood: Moderate-High

Until then I will eat my flouncy Organic Flax Cereal and make phone calls trying to track down two 64mb 3.3v EDO SODIMMs locally.

Ta-da!

Comments

hey, that's nifty!

[dbldbl.livejournal.com]

I forgot about that story site. ever try motn.net (or is it motn.com?) men on the net...there's an erotic story archive. too bad for the ads that intrude, but somehow they seem to enhance the experience.

Re: hey, that's nifty!

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

You must mean motnes.com? ;) Yes, I enjoy the Men On The Net Erotic Story Archive quite frequently as well as nifty.org. Infact I think motnes.com has definitely got a little better recently. And yeah, the ads totally heat shit up!

Re: hey, that's nifty!

[kj.livejournal.com]

Hm, I'll have to check that one out.

Nifty and I have a long-standing relationship.

Re: hey, that's nifty!

[sunflower1969.livejournal.com]

ooh I thought I was alone in my text porn obsession :)

Re: hey, that's nifty!

[kj.livejournal.com]

Oh, no. I only go digging through newsgroups once every month or two, if Nifty and other porn-esque outlets fail me. Nifty's my primary source of... er...

Re: hey, that's nifty!

[werecub.livejournal.com]

"You are not alone ... no one is alone"

Nifty and motnes are perhaps the two best, and cheapest, inspirational sites for my nightly solo romantic interludes.

[werecub.livejournal.com]

Hey, your plans sound better than mine ...

I'm gonna try for the sixth week in a row to get to a vietnamese farmers market on saturday that closes at 9:00 am

But, if you do have the crisco sex-fest, take pictures, your adoring fans want to see ... or be invited to participate.

[jprtoronto.livejournal.com]

Or at least fry chicken with the stuff.......

[clauditorium.livejournal.com]

Crisco... Vaseline... aw, you're so old-fashioned it's cute!

[shawnsyms.livejournal.com]

He is channelling Richard Locke. I heartily approve.

[clauditorium.livejournal.com]

You've lost me.

[shawnsyms.livejournal.com]

Claude, Richard Locke is a 70s porn god whose classics included "Kansas City Trucking Co." and "L.A. Tool and Die."

He personifies the "old-fashioned" world of Crisco and Vaseline that you evoked in your reply. Locke was an archetypal gay bear in porn long before "Bear" and its offspring came into being.

I met him briefly once. He died in 1996.

[werecub.livejournal.com]

I don't know whethere i should be in awe of your porn knowledge, or scared.

[shawnsyms.livejournal.com]

Time will tell. : )

[werecub.livejournal.com]

Oh? Does knowledge intense porn trivia come hand in hand with a skillful knowledge of the kama sutra? And if so, how long till i get to .. partake

[shawnsyms.livejournal.com]

No, I'm just good at the crude stuff. You can be the skillful and refined one.

[captainblunder.livejournal.com]

dude, that photo is hot.

i'll let you spank me if you wear that hat.

boing!