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• Do you consider yourself perverted?
  
  
  By conservative standards, yes. But by an actual pervert's standards my fantasies are fairly vanilla.
  
  
• Do you like oral sex?
  
  Well that's a bit like asking if you like ice cream, isn't it? I love ice cream.
  
  
• If you give head do you swallow?
  
  See being the son of an RN makes you a bit wary of ingesting or otherwise putting the bodily fluids of another living thing inside of your body. The concept is hot however the practical application in casual sex is reason for concern.
  
  
• How would you rate your intensity of sexual desire?
  
  Highly related to my level of stress and time of abstainence. Like most people I prefer to make love the majority of the time than having a primordial thug fuck. But I do indeed have my momments of animal lust.
  
  
• Are you Promiscuous?
  
  A lot less than I used to be.
  
  
• Have you ever regretted sleeping with someone?
  
  More than once. See last question.
  
  
• Do you have Phone Sex?
  
  Occasionally. It's an easy and safe way to have an anonymous encounter. However it doesn't always pan out in a really hot way all the time.
  
  
• Have you ever had a sexual experience that defies your "normal" orientation?
  
  Not yet however as time goes on I do find myself desiring the platonic love of women more and more. I chalk it up mostly to curiosity as snatch still makes me limp.
  
  
• Do you find Feet, Toes, or Shoes attractive?
  
  Not particularly.
  
  
• Ever peed on Someone?
  
  There was this one time at the Black Eagle where I nearly pissed on a kinky dyke while plastered. Just for the heck of it. But I couldn't manage to pee at the time. Which is suprising given how much I'd been drinking that night.
  
  
• Have you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during sex?
  
  Yup! And even enjoyed it a bit. Although it's not something I integrate into my ego.
  
  
• Have you ever used excrement during sex?
  
  I generally frown on it's appearance in my love making sessions.
  
  
• Have you ever let your boyfriend/girlfriend wear your underwear?
  
  Yeah! I have these rad Spiderman boxer shorts and he thought they were totally bitching too so I let him try them on.
  
  
• Rough or Soft Sex?
  
  My fuck transmission is variable speed, baby.
  
  
• Road head?
  
  Is that like in a moving car or something? 'Cause I don't get into a vechile without making sure everyone has their seatbelt on. Let along perform oral sex on the driver.
  
  
• Sex outdoors?
  
  It doesn't appeal to me as edgy or exciting at all. Just exposed and uncomfortable.
  
  
• Sex in a fitting room?
  
  Associating sex with fashion and shopping turns me off in ways I can't even begin to express.
  
  
• Sex in an elevator?
  
  Uh huh. No penetration as of yet.
  
  
• Sex in a bathroom?
  
  Shower sex is ultimately hot and sensual. I am lucky to have avoided public washroom sex so far.
  
  
• Define Sex.
  
  What is this, Chasing Amy? Or perhaps an old quiz from the Monica Lewinsky era Clinton scandel? What a tired question. Go look in a dictionary or encyclopedia or children's book. Honestly.
  
  
• What do you value most, multiple partners or monogamy?
  
  Ultimately I buy the cultural bias that monogamy is superior. Not because I know it to be but because I trust the majority rule. I have my personal suspicions that faithfulness to a single partner can easily lead to a sense of emotional fulfillment. However it's not a binary question. I regard polyamoury and all the variations of commitment as viable solutions given different circumstances in one's life.

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Sex in a fitting room?

Associating sex with fashion and shopping turns me off in ways I can't even begin to express.

*raises a brow and smirks*

[(Anonymous)]

It surprises me how well you can express yourself, despite the fact that you are 21 years old, I applaud it and makes me wonder what are you doing working for the golden arcs baby. it has been fun to read the Q&A.

:: n33o ::

[(Anonymous)]

Except for a couple of "experiance" questions, switch the genders around and I couldn't have answered these better myself.

Who would have known we have strikingly similar ideas towards sex, despite desiring differant ones.

-Yer Bro

More Sex Vicar?

[(Anonymous)]

Wow, I love these sex-tionnaires, but I must say this one is a bit dull. There is a website worth visiting called "Mingo-go's Palace of Love", run by a friend, where really good q's go around (it is hard to get to: www.optimo.co.uk/links/otherstuff and it's about third from the bottom... But it's worth it!! Optimo is a good site too, you should check it out).
I have in fact just made one up, inspired by reading the above, and now you too, Brodie Chree, can answer it!
1) You must shag one person over the age of sixty. Who will it be?
2) What is the most embarrasing incident involving you and semen (your own or someone else's)?
3) If you had to develop a fetish for a particular body part, what would it be and why?
4) Here's an oldy but goody... Where's the strangest place you have ever had sex?
5) What is the most people you have ever had sex with at the one time? How did that come about?
6) What perversion would you really like to have a go at, but have maybe been too scared to try out up to this point?
7) What qualifies as the lamest shag you have ever had?
8) And the best?
I have answered all of these, but you have to go to the Palace to find out the answers...