And Now I Nurse My Head

[nfotxn]

Last night I went to The Market where most of the Invernessian musicians and alternative types tend to hang out. It was smal and smokey where a steaming Johnny Rotten showed me his cock and spat into my ear while I tried to listen to the music and look awkwardly as my friends laughed.

It was alright and I'll probably go again. They had lots of Kraftwerk on the Jukebox. I came home and dreamed of having sex with all my favourite Livejournal Celebreties, it ruled.

Comments

[mooch.livejournal.com]

Ummmm, ok.

[antnycub.livejournal.com]

Brodie, babe, dahling, Über-Mensche -
You're living the life of Riley for sure! If punk people wanna keep exposing themselves indecently and spit in your ear I'm sure you're on the right track to infamy in Inverness!

Keep up the networking. Perhaps you, too, can one day expose yourself to a young Canadian and expectorate in one of his orifices.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I only expectorate in the orifices of the willing.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

But thank you so much! Über-mesche, ha, you've got a glorious flare for hyperbole. Oh right, you're a musician too ;)

[danlmarmot.livejournal.com]

Heh. If it's the same Market I'm thinking of in Inverness (a semi-enclosed hall with shops, not quite a mall), it's where I ate the worst nachos of my life: 1mm thick corn tortillas, deep fried, and dusted with oregano.

That's when I made the rule: no eating Mexican food outside North America.

[abearius.livejournal.com]

Mexican food in Scotland? What were you thinking?

I agree with your assertion and raise you a few coasts. Do NOT eat Mexican in New York City (there is ample Cuban and Dominican fare that is really good), or in Michigan. Minnesota isn't worth the trouble, either. IMHO, it is best to scour Texas and Occupied New Spain for Mexican food.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

You're thinking of the Victorian Market which the Market Bar is a hole in the wall just outside of.

Subsequently The Victorian Market is pretty much a tourist trap where I got the worst haircut I've ever had! The girl was texting on her mobile AND had friends nip by in the course of my haircut. As a result it was obviously lop-sided when I got home.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

He was playing the part awfully well!

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Ah yes and Jukeboxes with Kraftwerk are ultra-rad.

[dirtyglamour.livejournal.com]

Kraftwerk Rulez.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

They definitely do. Although now they're just nerds with laptops and software like anybody else.

[dirtyglamour.livejournal.com]

I disagree though. Ever seen them live? They are amazing. Best show I've ever been to... hands down.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, great music and people are totally into them which accounts for tons at a show of course. But a Kid606 show is the same or arguably better. I guess what I'm saying is that anybody is capable of what they're doing now.

Kraftwerk is no longer the band of the future as it IS the future!

[dirtyglamour.livejournal.com]

True, but I'm talking more showmanship. Does kid606 have the band members at the keyboards literally transform into robots that dance to the music?

[cpratt.livejournal.com]

Has kid606 been doing the same damned show for going on twenty years? Has he released more than forty minutes' worth of new music in the past sixteen years?

[dirtyglamour.livejournal.com]

I was asking an honest question, no need to get snippy here.

[abearius.livejournal.com]

My good friend Professor McGowan at UMN Law says tha these three simple rules will get you through life successfully:
Don't spit on them.
Don't puke on them.
Don't show them your dick.

I now understand so much better the need for this moral triad.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Mr. Rotten would have been far more interesting and less mildly-offensive if he were just punky, drunken and colourful.

I'll have to remember that one though. So far I'm doing well following it, personally. Well, except for the showing people my cock. So I really have no right to complain.

[(Anonymous)]

Bro

This comment was appherently posted three days in the future?

What's with that? I KNOW the time differance isn't that big!