Return Trip

[nfotxn]

Mark your calendars my dear flowers, I'm coming home February 26th. If there's no party for me I'M GOING BACK TO INVERNESS AND NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN.

Cuddles,


I, Brodie Noble Chree

Comments

[iahklu.livejournal.com]

i'm sure we'll have a big party here in san francisco...of course, you won't be here, but we'll have a lot of fun in your honour! {:{)}

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I heartily endorse partying in my name. Infact by the power invested in me by nobody I hereby declare February 26th to be Pan-Global Brodie Noble Chree The First Day.

[danlmarmot.livejournal.com]

I'm sure chrisglasscan come up with a logo if you ask him real real nicely.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, it would be an interesting experiment. And he is a whiz with those there computers! Hmmm.

Time to tweak Whois.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_decibel_/]

chrisglass and i'll throw a wingding of a party in your honour. chocolate kissed nipples sound good, right?

[dizzi-d.livejournal.com]

Ehhhhxcellent.

Chreedom fest?

Chreedonism?

Hmmmm.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

hehe, Chreedom Ring, huhuhuh.

[jongrizzman.livejournal.com]

Cookies 'n' Chreem (did we know that one was coming? haha)

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I can't use Chree because everyone will read it as "Suh-ree" not "Cree". It will drive me nuts and lead me to suicide. And, like, who wants a Pan-Global holiday named after them if it's gonna kill them?

That's right, nobody.

[dizzi-d.livejournal.com]

But I can't come up with anything "Brod-ish"!!

Maybe we could include a pronunciation key as part of the marketing?? Or get an animal to shout your name properly... like the duck that says "AFLAC!"

[sinnabor.livejournal.com]

Chim chimney, chim chimney, chim chim... (I probably think I'm being clever, and you've probably heard it a thousand times by now.)

Who parties on a Thursday night? Shouldn't the holiday be "observed" on the 27th or 28th, so we can get seriously wasted?

[kmon.livejournal.com]

OK, I'll see what I can do to get the Chicago wing of party going.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Haha, nice! OMG, we are totally "collaborating online". I feel like right out of an article in Wired or something.

[kmon.livejournal.com]

Of course, we'll need some sort of a video feed to make it seem like we are all really celebrating the same event. Perhaps you can arrange a webcam of you stepping back onto Canadian soil?

Hmmm.... if we look scour the internet hard enough, we might be able to find live flight control radar of the in-air portion of your journey. "Look! The blip is passing over Greenland!" "Hurray!" "Bottoms Up!"

[abearius.livejournal.com]

I will be there. Perhaps we should build an effigy of Brodie and honor him by spitting in its ear and showing it our dicks.

[iahklu.livejournal.com]

sounds festive! {:{)}

we should probably start mixing up the papier maché...

[abearius.livejournal.com]

And a teleconference. Or maybe a satellite link!

[kubster.livejournal.com]

We'll be glad to arrange a celebration for you here in the Pacific Northwest. But if I could find some way to greet you back in Hamilton, I would.

[plaidninja.livejournal.com]

So far all I have planed for you is a long hug, but we'll see what we can whip up.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Long hugs accepted readily. Actually it's cool, I just want to see people and possibly in one space.

[plaidninja.livejournal.com]

Check!
I'll cancel the topless dancers.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Awww.. were they in cages?

[plaidninja.livejournal.com]

Naturally, and quite naughty too.

[jongrizzman.livejournal.com]

rowr *cracks whip*

Cancel the topless dancers?!?!?!?!

[bigbeartoronto.livejournal.com]

but I polished my cage and had the hair on my chest backcombed to make the look fuller! If I can't dance topless at the party, what will I do now?

Re: Cancel the topless dancers?!?!?!?!

[plaidninja.livejournal.com]

Well I've still got Bob Hope scheduled to come back from the grave and give us one of his rousing USO shows and all the girls he used to use for his act are pushing 70. How high can you kick?

Re: Cancel the topless dancers?!?!?!?!

[bigbeartoronto.livejournal.com]

You are asking me to rate my abilities (crowd pleasing, fan kicks and otherwise) in comparison to some 100 year old dead buy and 70 year old USO girls; I will not even deign to answer that question.

I am taking my polished cage and going home. (To my house, alone!)

Re: Cancel the topless dancers?!?!?!?!

[plaidninja.livejournal.com]

Can't Anyone See That I'm Trying To Put On A Show Here!
How dare you make this all about You, You, You when it's so clearly all about ME! ME! ME!

*shudder*
Nobody understands my art.

Re: Cancel the topless dancers?!?!?!?!

[bigbeartoronto.livejournal.com]

ME! ME! ME! - that was the title of the autobiography of the narcissistic opera diva, wasn't it?

How's that for art!

[etherlad.livejournal.com]

Party at Martin's!

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I second that! There's gotta be perks for being Best Man or whatev.

[loganbeary.livejournal.com]

February 26th is the day I finish school.

Must be something cosmic about the day. Hmmm...

NB: don't let you mascara run until the very end

[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

On the day I went away
Goodbye
Was all I had to say
Now I ... I want to come again and stay
Oh my my
Smile, and that will mean I may

'Cause I've seen blue skies
Through the tears in my eyes
And I realize I'm going home
I'm going home

Everywhere, it's been the same
Like I'm outside in the rain
Free to try and find a game
Cards for sorrow
Cards for pain

'Cause I've seen blue skies
Through the tears in my eyes
And I realize I'm going home

I'm going home
I'm going home
I'm going home

Sweethearts of the Brodeo

[gusmacroy.livejournal.com]

We could have a party right now.

[tuc1.livejournal.com]

Well it is my birthday 12 days before you get home. Maybe we can just have a 2 week party then! Sweet!

[goofybearz.livejournal.com]

I look in an easterly direction that day and think of the Brodie man.

Is this really good news?

[imattv.livejournal.com]

Hi Brodie!

As your Twin Cities Party Representive and part time Mary Kay Cosmetics Beauty consultant, you know that I, ImattV...will endeavor to make the exotic Upper Midwest branch of your Pan-Global-Fete the shining and standard setting example by which all future "Brodie by Proxy Parties" will be measured. I'll need a list of your party favorites...your "fuq yeahs" and your "not a fuqin chance" lists, your guest list, your snub list and a sample of your belly hair.

I think You should shoot for a lay over in Minnesota.

[backawayslowly.livejournal.com]

i can't believe you're gonna miss my trip to Toronto by three weeks. You suck.

*throws eggs and cabbages*

[trckrfckr.livejournal.com]

fuck, you are coming home

oh well

Glas-Go

[the-niallist.livejournal.com]

Hey Brodie,
So are you going to come down for a visit to Glasgow?
I posted a message for you a while back but got no reply, about sending you some music and stuff. I hope I have not scared you for any reason. I'm not a psycho. Honest! If you want you can text me your address to my mobile, my number is 07890 108520. I hope I don't start getting weird messages from complete strangers...
Hope to hear from you!!
Niall