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[nfotxn]

"I hurriedly showered and shaved, spritzed a light mist of Dakar Noir and put on a pair of tan slacks and a polo shirt."

This line should never be in an erotic story.

Comments

tan slacks and Dakar Noir... Ohhh

[nthebare.livejournal.com]

I dunno.. that kinda makes me HOT! (not really, just trying to disagree)

Curious as to what erotica you're reading. So I know what NOT to buy...

[theotherqpc.livejournal.com]

"...and then i grabbed my darling little Coco Chanel handbag, slipped on a pair of Kenneth Cole pumps, and checked my makeup in the rearview mirror of my Beemer as i rode off to his West Melrose mansion..."

[soundofwater.livejournal.com]

What I want to know is... were the slacks pleated?

[chrisglass.livejournal.com]

were the slacks pleated

*gasps*

the horror.

...The...Horror.

[callingzero.livejournal.com]

I don't know where to find it yet, but somewhere there's a Guided By Voices/Robert Pollard song called "I Hate Your Perfume".

[enigmacub.livejournal.com]

At least he didn't add, "I grabbed the polo with the alligator on it, flipped up my collar, put on my swatch, put on my loafers(with no socks of course), and jumped into my trans-am with the raccoon tail on the antenna."

[kmon.livejournal.com]

Of course not, because then it would have been "I grabbed my Izod"...

[enigmacub.livejournal.com]

Yeah but not everyone who lived through the 80's recall who the manufacturer is. Oy the memories, hehehe.

[theotherqpc.livejournal.com]

oh please. i was alive for only half of the 80's and even *I* know that.

[enigmacub.livejournal.com]

Ok then. Ask all your friends who were around through the 80's and ask them. If they all say it, I stand corrected. :o)

[theotherqpc.livejournal.com]

hm. i suppose you mean friends that are from the same generation as i, don't you? hmm...ok, maybe i'm just special.

[enigmacub.livejournal.com]

I remember when I was a kid, for the longest time I had no clue who manufatured it. My friend in junior high used to wear them all the time and he told me. Back then I was clueless about clothes. Though saturday morning cartoons I can recall in a sec, even the really bad ones.

[brianrdu.livejournal.com]

Let's not forget Members Only jackets, while we're at it.

[enigmacub.livejournal.com]

OMG Leather, or Satin?

[iahklu.livejournal.com]

nifty.org is a nifty little site...i'd never visited it before...maybe not as big a story archive as menonthenet, but tidier and easier to use...

[grenbear.livejournal.com]

Shall we say a girly man wrote it! Come now, the person should have just said 'Shit, showered and shaved for the evening, with the anticipation of fucking his brains out. I decided to wear Jeans and a tight polo, to show off my chest.'

That would have been better. Of course, what's the whole story?

tan slacks... a red polo shirt, perhaps?

[dbldbl.livejournal.com]

...sounds like the start of an "at work" erotic story, perhaps after hours at the Target Greatland?

mmmm. clean up on aisle 9... 69 that is.

[notofthisworld.livejournal.com]

I sure hope that story was set in the 70s. (But even then... Drakar Noir?)

You know, having areas for incest stories and "inter-generational" stories is one thing. But nifty.org really needs to get rid of that disturbing "Bad fashion fetish" section.

[werecub.livejournal.com]

MMMM, JCPenny's catalog porn

I'm sorry

[bigbeartoronto.livejournal.com]

did you say erotic story or neurotic story?

[bookish-cub.livejournal.com]

that line should never be in anything. ;)