Next time we're out drinking, remind me of this:

[nfotxn]

Yay, it's everyone's favourite game: get ready for work in 30mins... drunk!!

Round one: try to get off work! Call your boss. She tells you she knows you were out last night getting drunk and to come in. Fuck
Round two: drunken shower olympics! Drop the soap and yourself too. Fuck, my pelvis!
Round three: a breakfast of chamiopns! 2 liters of water and a bowl of Special K. Because you're worth it!
Round four: where are my motherfucking socks?!
Round five: Purge! Maybe that bowl of Special K wasn't such a hot idea.

I'm looking forward to cooking drunk, personally. This is shit.

Please, kill me now!

Comments

[xkot.livejournal.com]

Ugh... well on the bright side, maybe if you vomit all over a customer they'll let you go home.

but remember, you had a good time the night before : )

[perkbear.livejournal.com]

Have another drink and head to work, if it doesn’t make you feel better it will at least help make the day more interesting.

[soundofwater.livejournal.com]

Round six: Post about it on LJ?

Re:

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Fuck yeah! After all that high-speed fumbling I actually had some spare time before my bus came. Go figure, eh?

[bremo.livejournal.com]

I get round four when getting ready for work without the drunk part. I feel strangely cheated.

[jongrizzman.livejournal.com]

hey, then have a bunch of drinks guilt-free anytime! ;)

[ubermunkey.livejournal.com]

chuckle of the morning . great post .
sorry you're in a bit of pain but having been there a time or two it was nice to read someone else's experience.

ciao

[sonoranbear.livejournal.com]

"Please, kill me now!"

What? And wreck the opportunity for the forthcoming insightful examination of why drinking that heavily wasn't the wisest act in the world while knowing that those thoughts will be reinforced by every throbbing flip of a burger or scoop of fries?

P.S. Yay for your vigilant boss, drunkboy.

*giggle*

[gloeden.livejournal.com]

i'd feel sorry for you if i wasn't so busy laughing.

[jongrizzman.livejournal.com]

same here, i'm laughing uncontrollably right now. another brodie first! :D

[backawayslowly.livejournal.com]

Brodie, brodie, brodie.

don't look at this burrito, whatever you do.

Re:

[callingzero.livejournal.com]

Look away.

[plaidninja.livejournal.com]

Having difficulty functioning the next morning is the best lesson for the budding moderate drinker in all of us. It's when you believe that you can function normally when your completely lit that you know you've started down a slippery slope.

[jongrizzman.livejournal.com]

ah, those were the good ole days. what 3pm wake up mom? :D

[cennetig.livejournal.com]

I cannot believe that no one made a joke about you droping the soap in the shower and resulting pain in the pelvic region. Maybe Im the only one who is that immature ;o)

[fenwalker.livejournal.com]

Now you are a true McDonalds worker. Congrats.