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[nfotxn]

Well, the ADSL is back and now my water has been turned off. Hopefully just a short term emergency?

I NEED MY MORNING SHOWER OR ELSE I START THE KILLING!

Comments

[xkot.livejournal.com]

I'll give you a sponge bath.

[fenwalker.livejournal.com]

Yeay the killing!!!

[shawnsyms.livejournal.com]

Don't you mean you'll start TEH KILLING?

[clauditorium.livejournal.com]

You want both the ADSL and the water to work at the same time. Talk about DIVA!

[hylandr.livejournal.com]

Need someone to scrub your back?

[http://users.livejournal.com/speedy_/]

I understand you mate, I need a good shower to wake up every morning.

[callingzero.livejournal.com]

I find that people who don't shower tend to smell like McDonald's. Or sometimes Wendy's, even.

[jamesfowler.livejournal.com]

Hey man, how is 'away' treating you?

[jbear70.livejournal.com]

Back when the power was out in the northeastern US, the worst of it was not being able to take a shower. The water pressure in the system in Detroit depends on pumping stations run by electricity. Luckily I didn't have to go anywhere.

[beardoc.livejournal.com]

I can only imagine how the BBC would report your killing spree...