Donut Meme

[nfotxn]

Please describe me as a single donut of your choice and why you chose that donut. Leave it as a comment in this post, and then post this sentence in your own journal.

Comments

[thekingoftoday.livejournal.com]

Tim Horton's cause you're from Canadia

[callingzero.livejournal.com]

Funnel cakes are good. They're like donuts. And they're kind of chaotic-lookin'.

But Tim Horton's aren't from Canadia anymore though. American owned and operated now, baybee... and popping up faster than Starbucks all of a sudden.

[callingzero.livejournal.com]

It's me getting out of the shower before work.

[jrjarrett.livejournal.com]

French cruller.

Because it's buttery, eggy goodness, just like nfotxn

And it has a hole. You can put things in holes.

Eclair

[nthebare.livejournal.com]

Eclair - An elongated pastry filled with custard or whipped cream and usually iced with chocolate.

It's elongated and filled with cream ;)

--sorry I'm in a mood hehehehe

Maple-Frosted Old-Fashioned

[abearius.livejournal.com]

You are intellectual, creative, witty and wise, as men were in old-fashioned novels by E.M Forester or Somerset Maugham. At the same time, your delicious coating is tantalizingly obscure, like a Polish novel, or a heavily-footnoted manuscript by a philosophical Spaniard. Before they taste you, people wonder; after, they weep with unpredicted passion.

Re: Maple-Frosted Old-Fashioned

[lostncove.livejournal.com]

There's no point in my even commenting if you're going to write the ultimate comment. hee hee hee

Re: Maple-Frosted Old-Fashioned

[loganbeary.livejournal.com]

Yes, after all I was going to use this one too, but just say something crude like "because I can never pass up the opportunity to eat one of those".

Oh well...

[jenneferre.livejournal.com]

Shit, yo. I'm sorry for not msging/phoning, but I do kickboxing on fridays, and it wrecks me for saturdays. I just spent they evening lying on my couch watching Die Hard 3 and 21 grams. But we really need to hang out sometime soon. Are you in TO much these days? I'm not a big hairy guy, so i realize I'm not much of an attraction, but perhaps you could at least spare me a lunch or coffee or something? ;)

as for the donut... it's too hard. i like all donuts except ones with jelly or raisins in them, so you could be a whole fuckin' box of non-jelly or raisin donuts. yay!

[abearius.livejournal.com]

He is. And so much more!

By the way, it's ok that you are not a fat, hairy man. I mean, we are all children of diversity and chaos. Besides, you're damned cute for a *notahairyfatguy*.

Persevere! *giggle*

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Oh sweet Jenneferre! You may not be a big fat hairy gay but you are a super awesome girl and somebody I've known for a relatively long time now (come to think of it). I think the next time i'll be in the t-dot is a few weeks from now. Tentatively going to the AGO with a friend. If you'll be in the hammer before then I'll catch you here otherwise we'll work around that date. Catch me on ICQ or email brodie at nfotxn.co.uk

[gusmacroy.livejournal.com]

You are a donut from Lucky's Doughnuts on Mission Street at 4AM just as all the Mission and Capp Street hookers are getting off of work.

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Hello "single donut"? Cigarette Ash Eclair would have sufficed.

Mmm... forbidden donut

[ranger1.livejournal.com]

You're the donut that Homer Simpson sold his soul for.

[shawnsyms.livejournal.com]

Tim Horton's Chocolate Mint: cutting edge!

[lfkbear.livejournal.com]

toasted coconut

[cub4bear.livejournal.com]

Please describe me as one parody ripped off from jgrizz. Please describe which parody and why you chose that parody. Leave it as a comment in this post, and then post this sentence in your own journal.

[plaidninja.livejournal.com]

The Jelly centre Tim-bit.

cause I said so.

[http://users.livejournal.com/speedy_/]

I was just about to say the same thing !

[callingzero.livejournal.com]

Maybe you are also like the shipment of Tim Horton's donuts Mount Sims brought with him on stage here about a year ago. All the -ahem-"performers" on stage were obviously turned on by their own donuts (and each others'), so they began to bump and grind with their donuts.

Eventually they began to put donuts in their pants and rub them on each other. After going through the first couple of boxes, donuts were flying. Soon, the front three rows of the audience was sticky from various glazes and fillings. I think I recallthierien got a donut money-shot in the eye.

I don't know what it was about *those* donuts, though. Ozzy obviously never bothered to try donuts in his act.